I'm the purest Strain of hate

Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody

Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done

Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius 

Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit

Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy

Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside

Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model

Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated 

Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world

Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with 

Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause

my dog has more qualifications than donald trump will ever have