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The Onion is getting too real

This isn’t even satire.

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Cameron Terrell, 18, of Palos Verdes Estates was acquitted of first-degree murder Monday after a 10-day jury deliberation.

Here’s Cameron Terrell, a rich white boy who lives in a million dollar neighborhood, who joined a gang in LA. He drove himself and 2 other gang members in his fathers luxury Mercedes Benz to a rival gang territory to do a drive by. After spotting a young black male (Justin Holmes) standing outside, Cameron and his 2 new gang buddies decided to kill him. Cameron is not in jail like the other 2 young black males who committed this crime with him (his parents were able to post his $500k bond and has been enjoying a home school education since October). Cameron was acquitted because they said he was just fascinated with gang life, he read books on gang life, and wanted to see what it was all about. His lawyer said Cameron should not be criticized for being “open-minded” about friends who “walk a different path”.

His lawyers said that Terrell could not have possibly been aware of the other two men’s intentions to commit murder because if he was, he wouldn’t have taken his daddy’s car….the most bullshit excuse I’ve heard all day. There are people losing years of their life in jail for selling weed but this dumb white boy gets off scot free for driving the getaway car in a murder.

mejustdoingme

THEY DROVE HIS CAR TO KILL SOMEONE AND HE GETS OFF SCOT FREE BECAUSE HE WAS FASCINATED AND SHOULDN’T BE PUNISHED BECAUSE HE IS OPEN MINDED. Open minded is trying new food or going to a new club not fucking killing someone

HE WAS IN THE FUCKING GANG.

dramaticdragon

Shoutout to my 90 year old grandma with dementia (she thinks she’s back when she was 20) and she misunderstood us when we said her nursing home cook didn’t make food for OTHER people and she thought we said “colored people” and she got so mad she was ready to steal food so she could feed everyone. Keep in mind she thinks she’s in like 1940s and she is READY to defend poc. Shout out to you grandma.

drawnsheep

I also appreciate that she’s sure she can steal food from the cook

dramaticdragon

90 year old thief. She doesn’t play when it comes to equality

castironjackelope

Chaotic good never fades

baetology

Describe your perfect date in detail.

sonypraystation

ideal date: it happens

bibliotechno

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

cartiercocaine-blog

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

dont-touch-my-fandoms

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

blocboybucciarati

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

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tastefullyoffensive

(via striderepiphany)

akeelahandthetea

this one is never not funny

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hotvampireadjacent

this is how bernie can still win

lovlae

wishing all of my muslim followers a beautiful and peaceful ramadan!

ninenine-brooklyn

chickenfarmersan

iamelectricsunshine

Honestly can’t fucking tell if I’m Kim or Ginger. FUCK!!!

glitterweave

Tag yourself: I’m the fridge.

niambi

I’m ginger

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thelegendarybender

Without Big Time Rush, there would be no One Direction or 5 seconds of Summer.

Without The Cheetah Girls, there would be no 5th Harmony or Little Mix.

These 2 iconic groups ushered in the modern boyband/girl group era and their impact & legacy in both the music AND television industries is the reason that these other “groups” have even had a chance to succeed. Know your history and put some respect on their names.Without their contributions these groups would be NOTHING

thehighpriestofreverseracism

Black women made the majority of the Black panther party

thehighpriestofreverseracism

Women of the revolution: More than 50% of the Black Panther Party were women and carried guns

thehighpriestofreverseracism

I really think there should be an ALL female focused Black Panther Party biopic film

thehighpriestofreverseracism

Here is a list of 10 important/Notable Black Panther Party members(listed by essence)

Kathleen Cleaver

Fredricka Newton

Charlotte Hill O'Neal

Elaine Brown

Rosemari Mealy

Assata Shakur

Ericka Huggins

Barbara Easley Cox

Afeni Shakur

Chaka Khan

thehighpriestofreverseracism

so for the all female focused film, Imma need the fantastic Danai Gurira to reprise her role in “All Eyez On Me” as Afeni Shakur, one of the Panther 21

thehighpriestofreverseracism

I would also cast Kerry Washington as Elaine Brown, The first and only female chief

thehighpriestofreverseracism

I would further cast Britne Oldford to play Kathleen Cleaver, The first woman of the party’s decision making cabinet

thehighpriestofreverseracism

throw in a scene of a young woman from Chicago, named Chaka…insisting on joining the party

thehighpriestofreverseracism

Ericka huggins joined the Black Panther Party aged only 20 years old. I would cast Zendaya to play her

thehighpriestofreverseracism

Nicole Beharie as Assata Shakur, the revolutionary that found her way to liberation to Cuba

kimreesesdaughter

If this is not a film by time I have clout, I will make it one!

@thehighpriestofreverseracism Have you thought about screenwriting? This is really dope!

annieskywalker

PLEASEEEEEE

itsagifnotagif

I talk about my other addiction

dirt-birds

I can’t decide if I love or hate you for this

itsagifnotagif

LOVE

eratoelement

How fucking dare you 😂😂😂😭😭😭

the-magicalpotato

Wdym “How fucking dare you”? This is pure gold

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Real talk.

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