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This is the Good Luck Money Looker, reblog Money Looker and 2017 will be a year filled with cash and wealthiness.

If you lose a whole bunch of followers remember it might not be that people hate you but just porn blogs being deleted

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

this is life with a cat

This shit is so hilarious

What is not a FUN fact?

Were all gonna die

Your eye has something called “immune privilege” This basically means that the outside of your eye prevents your immune system from knowing about the inside of your eye. If it didn’t, your immune system would destroy your eyes.

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

Poison breath!! Yes!!

y'all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy

Anxiety inducement

Teletechnics. fuck yeah

getting real tired of not having anyone to kiss on NYE

I thought u were talking about Bill Nye for a sec

getting real tired of not having any Nyes to kiss

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

keep creating your art. please.