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"If you say one more word about The Game, I'm going to throw up on your perfect shoes."
"Did we kill the wrong one?"
“I’m sorry my mabari ate your paintbrushes.”
"You can't do this in the royal gardens!"
"Negotiations are going poorly"
"You developed a whole new spell... for me?"
"Does he normally just lay like that without moving?"
"It's improper to be seen doing that"
"Why do you fight like you're running out of time?"
"Magic is Chaos, Art and Science. It is a curse, a blessing and a progression."
“That was my tooth! My TOOTH you nug-humping sea foam flecked bastard!”
“Why is there a dead noble in my study?”
"In the Fade, believe nothing you hear and only half that you see."
"Who will win the prestigious title of Mr./Mrs. Thedas?"
"We won't be able to hide in time."
"Maker, forgive us for the dozen or so extremely annoying bastards we're about to send to your side. It's them or us. I think you'll agree we made the right choice."
“Yes, but, why are my small-clothes on the rafters?”
"This better not take long. I already tried to kill three people at this table."
"You're a heretic! You cannot say such things in a Chantry."
"Honestly? Fuck the Chantry."
"Why are we NOT killing this demon?"
“You did not just compare me to a [Thedosian animal of your choice]!”
“I accidentally punched a Templar. A few times. At least ten.”
“There’s no problem a well-aimed fireball can’t fix.”
"No! Dragon-hunting is not a way to kill time, it's a way to kill us."
"Void! Did I say that out loud?"
"Your magic makes me feel safe.”
“This deal is shadier than a Darktown whore."
"Well that went splendidly. Drinks at the tavern later?"