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@syluxbeyond
One time! Samus destroyed my planet while I was on it. That has to make us even
"So Samus started it?! Why didn't anybody tell me? Now we should definitely team up against her! That's why fans didn't like Beyond, there was no Ridley boss fight."
I can't team up with someone with so little respect for proper record keeping.
"I mean... beggars can't really be choosers. We should focus on getting rid of Samus first, then we can squabble over our petty differences?"
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One time! Samus destroyed my planet while I was on it. That has to make us even
"So Samus started it?! Why didn't anybody tell me? Now we should definitely team up against her! That's why fans didn't like Beyond, there was no Ridley boss fight."
"Do I have to give a reward to the @real-samus-aran? She has cooties.
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Well, here's a Federation suit, I hope it belonged to someone you loved."
Well, first of all, I'm Mother Brain's favourite.
And second. You made an unforced error. I ran the operations on Zebes and Tallon IV for years before Samus discovered them. I recovered the metroid hatchling before Samus delivered it to the Federation, who then started experimenting on it while accusing the Space Pirates of wanting to do the same thing.
And Samus has been hunting me for years for absolutely no reason.
"No reason?! You killed her parents! Mind you, as much as I hate Samus, I consider that to be a good thing; but you can see where she might hold a grudge?"
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We've barely met twice
"And I think I've made my opinion of you clear both times."
"Frankly, I don't know why Ridley hates me so much. When we should be focused against our common enemy, Samus."
"I mean, no hard feelings, but we are mortal enemies. I kinda make it my business to ensure that we are mortal enemies... surely you've picked up on some of my subtle hints by now?"
My own Federation suit? 👀👀
Are you trying to get me to turn against Ridley?
"Frankly, I don't know why Ridley hates me so much. When we should be focused against our common enemy, Samus."
@space-pirate-link
"Link, you're my 5th reblogger, which according to tumblr is an achievement of some kind. Also, as a fellow Space Pirate I feel the need to reward you with your very own space suit. Don't worry, I didn't steal it from the Federation, you can be sure of that."
*Hands you a Federation grade space suit.*
All adult humans have exoskeletons. @space-pirate-link is in the late larval stage, their exoskeleton is still soft and flexible. The adult colouration (red/yellow like Samus, or blue like yours) hasn't started to appear yet.
It wasn't one little job, it took over a decade to plan. The Space Pirates were going to colonise the planet and rebuild our forces far from the reach of the Federation.
"Alright so maybe it was a big job... but you're the worst Space Dragon! I've failed once, just one time. How many times has Samus nearly killed you?"
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Worst Space Pirate
@actually-ridley Continued From Here:
"Granted, I kinda botched the job, but I'm far from the worst! What about @purephazon? All she ever wants to do is barbecue footballs! Also, just because I'm humanoid doesn't necessarily mean I'm a human."
@purephazon isn't a Space Pirate. And I know a human exoskeleton when I see one.
"Yeah! Besides, I only barbeque footballs one day a year, one day! It just happens to be today, the fourth of July."
"Not all human 'exoskeletons' have humans inside, like she's some sort of a Phazon-parasite thingy. The point is, there's got to be someone worse than me. I only botched one little job--" *cough* "so far."
Worst Space Pirate
@actually-ridley Continued From Here:
"Granted, I kinda botched the job, but I'm far from the worst! What about @purephazon? All she ever wants to do is barbecue footballs! Also, just because I'm humanoid doesn't necessarily mean I'm a human."
How would you rank the latter half of the NES ‘Mega Man’ games!
Why did Sylux, the worst Space Pirate, get his own series before me? 😒
"How am I the worst pirate?!"
