Worst Space Pirate
@actually-ridley Continued From Here:
"Granted, I kinda botched the job, but I'm far from the worst! What about @purephazon? All she ever wants to do is barbecue footballs! Also, just because I'm humanoid doesn't necessarily mean I'm a human."
@purephazon isn't a Space Pirate. And I know a human exoskeleton when I see one.
"Yeah! Besides, I only barbeque footballs one day a year, one day! It just happens to be today, the fourth of July."










