The Hero of Hyrule

Ridley's looking unusually round today.. 👀

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syluxbeyond

@space-pirate-link

"Link, you're my 5th reblogger, which according to tumblr is an achievement of some kind. Also, as a fellow Space Pirate I feel the need to reward you with your very own space suit. Don't worry, I didn't steal it from the Federation, you can be sure of that."

*Hands you a Federation grade space suit.*

My own Federation suit? 👀👀

Are you trying to get me to turn against Ridley?

actually-ridley

All adult humans have exoskeletons. @space-pirate-link is in the late larval stage, their exoskeleton is still soft and flexible. The adult colouration (red/yellow like Samus, or blue like yours) hasn't started to appear yet.

It wasn't one little job, it took over a decade to plan. The Space Pirates were going to colonise the planet and rebuild our forces far from the reach of the Federation.

syluxbeyond

"Alright so maybe it was a big job... but you're the worst Space Dragon! I've failed once, just one time. How many times has Samus nearly killed you?"

nintendometro

Nintendo Power #250, January 2010 - ‘Mega Man 10’ cover.

actually-ridley

Is that one of my Zebesian pirates (on the left) with Blue Samus?

I think that's Sylux

cunning-god-of-death

No planet is safe from my pillaging.

I will stain the cosmos in the blood of the innocent.

I will tear life from the eyes of children and parents.

Why?

Because it's f u n.

real-samus-aran

Why is there another one?

cunning-god-of-death

SAMUS.

real-samus-aran

New Ridley

Are you as insane as the other one?

cunning-god-of-death

I wouldn't say I'm insane.

My sanity is very much intact.

I can think for myself, act for myself, and do as I please.

So, by definition, no, I'm not insane.

There's another Ridley? 👀👀

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linklewinklewoman

have you ever wondered who keeps putting ruppees in grass and such?

"Oh, you guys don't know. It's considered a practice to put spare rupees in places to find them for travellers or those in need. When one is with, one must help those in need. No need to know who you help. As long as help is out there. Pots are fun to smash, hence why that started."

It's me.. I don't have any pockets 🥺

linklewinklewoman

"You must be very kind."

I'm very poor. I keep dropping my rupees

linklewinklewoman

have you ever wondered who keeps putting ruppees in grass and such?

"Oh, you guys don't know. It's considered a practice to put spare rupees in places to find them for travellers or those in need. When one is with, one must help those in need. No need to know who you help. As long as help is out there. Pots are fun to smash, hence why that started."

It's me.. I don't have any pockets 🥺

sm64mario

in the next game mario will have a little friend on his'a shoulder for the entire game and they will make comments

we are thinking it will be toad

sm64mario

or perhaps... the elusive "TITAN".....

Maybe a Space Dragon?

I'll let Ridley know you're interested

sm-64-luigi

I’a gotta rescue the’a princess! And will be’a going low activity! I’a hope to see you all soon!

I told you she doesn't need rescuing. The princess and I are.. good friends..

roseschmits

My beautiful porcelain creatures 💕

Available for purchase on www.roseschmits.com

Free UK shipping, worldwide shipping available

👀👀

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sm-64-luigi

I'm still trying to understand why Anons said Mario was dead.

i’m’a also trying to figure that out…

I saw Ridley wearing Mario's hat. Do you think it could be connected?

askganon

Hi Ganondorf (: I just wanted to share that I've been taking ceramics in college for the past year (as of February 2026) and wanted to show you what I made the previous semester as well as what I'm currently working on (many bowls, hopefully a mug and a couple jars.) Ceramics has been very fun and I hope to make some things for you in the future if you permit me to, of course.

You do well do show your crafts to a Gerudo, for we value such skills. There are others, I have been told, who gaze upon pottery and see nothing more than destruction waiting to be wrought.

👀👀

Everyone we must investigate peach’s absence on this platform.

This had turned into more chaos than I realised through the ages.

We must find her.

What if she's been kidnapped...

By someone other than us obviously

True.

Trump got her

Did ICE get her cause she's from the mushroom kingdom and not the US?

Your forgetting the portal that connects to OUR world is in Brooklyn which is in America. So in technicality we are Americans.

fair... yeah idk why they took her then

sm64-yellow-toad

Because there all fucking bitches and can't stand individuality

You might be overthinking it..

sm64-yellow-toad

Yeah.. sorry I overthink things sometimes

I didn't mean just you. I don't think it was the Americans. I think she was eaten by a planet-destroying monster from our universe.

Everyone we must investigate peach’s absence on this platform.

This had turned into more chaos than I realised through the ages.

We must find her.

What if she's been kidnapped...

By someone other than us obviously

True.

Trump got her

Did ICE get her cause she's from the mushroom kingdom and not the US?

Your forgetting the portal that connects to OUR world is in Brooklyn which is in America. So in technicality we are Americans.

fair... yeah idk why they took her then

sm64-yellow-toad

Because there all fucking bitches and can't stand individuality

You might be overthinking it..

askganon

Question:

Have you ever explored beyond the borders of Hyrule and the Gerudo Desert?

I have indeed, and have discovered much.

You found my keys!

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robotcatboss

Gosh dang it

mariotennisdaisy

who does your hair?

..Oh, uh- These days? One of the others, usually. Like.. Peach or Rosa, y'know? Before that, though, just.. whoever the royal stylist at the time was. Stylist? Hairdresser? I uh.. I don't really know the term.