flung out of space

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

do you think watching a million movies & shows is going to fill the hole in my heart. be honest

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

whatever hildegards your bingen

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this