in the woods somewhere

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

Sorry I got a boner when you spat your blood in my face after I punched you in the mouth, it will happen again, do you still want to be my lifelong nemesis?

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

“rich people will move out of NYC if Mamdani wins” man that would be so fucking awesome, maybe I could afford to live there then