in the woods somewhere

Sorry I got a boner when you spat your blood in my face after I punched you in the mouth, it will happen again, do you still want to be my lifelong nemesis?

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

“rich people will move out of NYC if Mamdani wins” man that would be so fucking awesome, maybe I could afford to live there then

looking forward to turning 30 in a couple years so whenever anyone asks me a ridiculous question i can just be like "i'm literally thirty years old"

coworker next to me just closed his mostly red robinhood app to pull up his sports betting service

believe it or not, i’m divinely protected and there will be consequences for wronging me