Knight of an Empty Kingdom

❥ ─ Our muses first kiss

☂ ─ In the rain

☻ ─ Good morning

☹ ─ Goodbye

☠ ─ While in danger

☏ ─ On the phone

♫ ─ At a concert

☯ ─ To make someone jealous                                                                            

❅ ─ Under the Mistletoe

→ ─ On the Cheek

↡ ─ Desperately

feel free to combine these with dialogue whether it’s something you make up or from other memes your partner has reblogged. 

[ BEND ]  for the shorter muse to tug the taller muse down so they can kiss their forehead. 

[ LEAN ]  for the taller muse to lean down to kiss the shorter muse’s forehead. 

[ LIFT ]  for taller muse to lift up the smaller one and sit them on a surface where they can be eye level. 

[ CLIMB ]  for the shorter muse to find somewhere to perch so they can be eye level with taller muse. 

[ INTERRUPT ]  for shorter muse to stop during the middle of a conversation and stand on a chair/sit on a table so they can be eye level with the taller one. 

[ GIVE ]  for the taller muse to place their jacket around the shorter muse’s shoulders,  the garment essentially ‘swallowing them whole.’

[ TAKE ]  for the taller muse to find the shorter one has ‘borrowed’ a shirt/sweater/jacket etc.  which is oversized on them.  

[ GO ]  for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one and carry them away from a potential/just started fight. 

[ RIDE ]  for the taller muse to give the shorter one a piggyback ride so they don’t have to keep up. 

[ SEE ]  for shorter muse to insist on getting to ride on the taller one’s shoulders.  

[ FIND ]  for the taller muse to lift the shorter one by the waist so they can reach something. 

[ EMBRACE ]  for the taller muse to lift the shorter muse off the ground when they hug. 

[ CATCH ]  for the shorter muse to run and jump into the taller muse’s arms. 

[ CARESS ]  for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to kiss them. 

[ GIVE ]  for the shorter muse to stand or climb to sit on a higher surface to demand a kiss from the taller one. 

[  PULL  ]  for the shorter muse to tug the taller one down by the collar to kiss them. 

[ URGE ]  for the taller muse to tilt the shorter one’s chin up so they can look at their face. 

[ LOWER ]  for the taller muse to kneel in front of the shorter one so they’re less intimidating. 

[ HELP ]  for the taller muse to use the advantage of their stature to shield the shorter one from something. 

[ AID ]  for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to lift them over something  (  stairs,  while hiking, a large puddle etc.  ). 

[ INSIST ]  for the shorter muse to guide the taller one to sit so they don’t have to keep looking up. 

[ COMFORT ]  for the taller muse to tuck their chin atop the shorter one’s head while they hug. 

[ MELT ]  for the taller muse to lean down so they can bury their face into the shorter one’s shoulder. 

[ GENTLE ]  for the smaller muse to hug the taller one while they are seated so the taller one can hide their face against them. 

[ BLOCK ]  for the taller muse to stand in front of the shorter one to prevent them from having to see something. 

[ CUDDLE ]  for the taller muse to the big spoon. 

[ HELD ]  for the shorter muse to be the big spoon. 

[ TENDER ]  for the taller muse to kiss the shorter one’s head while they embrace. 

[ GENTLE ]  for the shorter muse to kiss the taller one’s chest while they hug. 

[ REST ]  for the shorter muse to lean forward and press their forehead against the tall one’s chest/shoulder while they stand in front of each other. 

[ TOUCH ]  for the taller muse to lean down and press their forehead to the shorter one’s. 

[ PRESS ]  for the shorter muse to take hold of the taller one’s face to pull them down so they can press their foreheads together. 

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.

the adoptee

‘ Are you gonna be my new mom(my) / dad(dy)? ’

‘ I’ve never had a home of my own before. ’

‘ I’ll get my own room? ’

‘ Thank you, thank you, thank you! ’

‘ Can I go see my new home now? ’

‘ This-this isn’t a prank is it? ’

‘ I love you guys already! ’

‘ I hope I’ll get a brother / sister! ’

‘ Hold on, I have to say goodbye to all my friends, first. ’

‘ I finally have a family now. ’

 ‘ Can I hug you now that you’re my parent(s)? ’

the adopters

‘ You’re coming home with me / us now. ’

‘ Yes! You get your very own room. ’

‘ You are so very welcome. ’

‘ No, we’re not joking. We want to adopt you. ’

‘ Go pack your stuff, we’re about to leave. ’

‘ Yes, we do have another child / other children waiting to meet you. ’

‘ Let’s go get some ice cream to celebrate! ’

‘ I’ll show you all around the place when we get there, okay? ’

‘ You can hug me, it’s okay. ’

❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞ ❝ i need you, don’t you get that ? ❞ ❝ can we get takeout on the way back ? i have no desire to cook tonight. ❞ ❝ get away from me ! ❞ ❝ well, that’s a new one. ❞ ❝ i have decided that i will no longer be thinking. not a single thought in this head, from this point onward. ❞ ❝ i know i sound like a broken record, but you need to hear it. ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? i’ve been waiting for you ! ❞ ❝ i’m starting to wonder if the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t that great after all. maybe i should stay in the dark. ❞ ❝ i’m fine ! i’m perfectly fine ! ❞ ❝ i know you’re ignoring me, but i’m going to keep talking anyways. ❞ ❝ when i enter the room, i should have a theme song. ❞ ❝ sometimes i wonder why there isn’t a laugh track whenever you enter the room. ❞ ❝ my list of grievances would be about a mile long. ❞ ❝ what were you thinking ? you could have been hurt ! ❞ ❝ you know that you can always call me when you need me. ❞ ❝ i want to complain, but i don’t even have the energy. ❞ ❝ you know that movie trope of sticking food into the dvd player ? yeah, turns out it really is a bad idea. ❞ ❝ i never wanted to be like you. ❞ ❝ i didn’t ask to be stuck with you. ❞ ❝ stay out of my way. ❞ ❝ stay out of this. ❞ ❝ who did you insult this time ? ❞ ❝ i may have insulted the wrong person. ❞ ❝ i hate them. i hate them, with their voice, and their perfect hair, and their deep eyes, and … ❞ ❝ it’s a wonder you’ve made it this far. ❞ ❝ let’s play a game, shall we ? ❞ ❝ go back to the shadows you came from. ❞

it's honestly nothing. i can deal with it myself.

next time something like this happens, you have to promise to tell me.

you're making a big deal out of nothing. i'll be fine.

how long have you had that?

i'm good at this, you know. patching up wounds.

would you cut it out? i'm trying to help you.

why didn't you tell me you were bleeding?

you didn't have to take that hit for me.

what are you hiding from me?

it's not the worst injury i've ever seen, but it's pretty bad.

how long were you going to hide this from me?

at least let me look at it.

there. it looks much better.

this will help with the pain.

i'm forever in your debt.

i didn't have anywhere else to go.

this wasn't supposed to happen.

is that your blood?

i've patched up nastier wounds than this.

stop squirming! you're going to be fine!

this is bad. this is really bad.

i just need a band-aid and a nap. i'll be fine.

we need to get you to a hospital.

how does it look? be honest.

keep your eyes open, okay? keep looking at me.

it doesn't hurt that bad.

give me your hand. let me look at it.

who taught you how to patch a wound like that?

it's not as bad as i thought it would be, that's for sure.

would you just let me help you? please?

you saved my life.

let me go find my first aid kit. it's in here somewhere.

i'll take care of it. you just sit and rest.

see? that wasn't so bad after all.

i've seen worse.

take two of these and drink some water.

ow! that really hurt!

i've got you, okay? everything's going to be fine.

you're gonna have to take your shirt off.

well... it could have been worse.

it looks worse than it really is, i swear.

roll up your sleeve a little, will you?

does that feel all right?

i didn't even realize i was bleeding.

you could have been killed out there!

give me a second to patch this up.

don't close your eyes. you hear me? stay with me.

i'm not giving up on you just yet.

you still need some time to heal.

i'm right here. i won't leave your side.

thank you for taking care of me.

if you can still hear me, help is on the way!

just squeeze my hand when it starts hurting.

how long have i been out?

let me check for a fever.

did you patch this up?

i've had worse injuries than this.

where did you learn to do that?

take some deep breaths for me.

look at me. you're going to be fine.

hold still! stop moving around so much!

i'll take care of you.

what the hell were you thinking?

where does it hurt?

i'm so used to doing this myself.

lift up your shirt a little so i can see.

lay back down. you're not healed up yet.

you never should have put yourself in harm's way like that.

looks like i've got myself a really good nurse.

will you stay with me while i sleep?

no one's ever helped me like that before.

i would have died had it not been for you.

don't you get it? if you don't let me help you, you'll die.

we have to be quick about this.

"hey. you look tired. you alright?"

"something wrong?"

"look. i can tell you're not feeling great. want to talk about it?"

"i won't leave you. not now, not ever."

"it's okay to rest. i'm right here."

"sometimes your brain will lie to you and tell you bad stuff, but it's not true. it's never as bad as it seems."

"it will be okay. i promise."

"hey, it's alright to let it out."

"you hide behind that facade so much. why?"

"you're not going to leave me, right?"

"want to do something stupid to take your mind off all this?"

"we'll live. we'll live, both of us will, please believe me!"

"don't do this. it's not good for you."

"we will survive and afterwards, we'll... get some ice cream. or go to a nice restaurant."

"i don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but it gets better. it will get better, i promise."

"do you have anyone who supports you? do you have anyone who cares about you?"

"can i have a hug?"

"maybe it's not okay right now. maybe it won't be for a while. whichever it is, i won't leave you."

"hey, stay for a while. i gotta share this popcorn with someone."

"sleep fixes a lot of stuff. it's like emptying garbage cans in your brain."

"stay with me, please?"

"follow my breathing, okay? in for one, two, three, four... hold for one, two, three, four... out for one, two, three, four."

"let's go for a walk together. where do you wanna go?"

"there - you can cry. it's okay. i would never judge you for that."

"it doesn't matter what you say or do, i won't let you be sad alone."

"i'm your friend, idiot. i'm not going to abandon you."

"don't just repress everything! that's dumb, and it'll hurt your brain."

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings to offer muses with romantic attachments an opportunity to discuss their feelings with a third party. ranging from in denial, head over heels, forbidden love, and unrequited feelings. pronouns and gendered terms are randomized. change & alter as needed.

“Oh, man, you’re in love with her?”

“Okay, fine, yeah, maybe I like him a little bit.”

“Of course I’m not going to tell her! She doesn’t like me like that!”

“Nah, we’re just friends. I don’t think about him like that.”

“She’s very beautiful, isn’t she?”

“Oh, come on, I just think they’re cool! That’s a totally normal thing to think about your best friend!”

“No, I’m not staring at her! I was just staring at—at that thing behind her! It’s not my fault she’s in the way!”

“It doesn’t matter how I feel about them, because we can’t be together. We just can’t.”

“Okay, so, we’re not actually dating. I just invited him to the wedding to get my parents off my back. Please don’t tell anyone.”

“I’m not in love with them. I can’t be in love with them.”

“We could love each other for the rest of our lives, but it wouldn’t matter. Our families would never allow it.”

“What part of ‘I can’t stand her’ and ‘she’s so annoying’ and ‘she drives me crazy’ makes you think I’m in love with her?!”

“Look, it’s just a little crush. It’ll go away soon. And I won’t let it interfere with our friendship.”

“I can’t ever tell him how I really feel. I can’t put that kind of thing on him. It’s not his problem.”

“She doesn’t feel the same way. She can’t. I mean, she’s so amazing, and I’m just… me.”

“Boy, you’ve got it bad.”

“Oh, for Christ’s sake, just make a damn move on them already! You two are so obviously in love with each other that it’s sickening.”

“You don’t need to be so embarrassed. Crushes are perfectly normal. They happen to just about everyone.”

“They’re just so amazing, and incredible, and awesome, and I just… I just really don’t want to screw this up, you know?”

“God, I’m so in love with him.”

“You really are head over heels for this girl, aren’t you?”

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you long-suffering, endlessly patient angels get two memes today bc i deleted everything in my inbox on my rp blog and i made these memes to top off a solidly productive day! also, if you ever feel guilty about “not being productive” or having to delete drafts and memes in your tumblr life, DON’T! you’re wonderful and valid and your personal comfort and peace of mind is far more important than an overwhelming inbox or draft count! anyway, these are also self-serving, but also i feel no shame bc there’s an extreme lack of this very good vibe in my line of work, so here u go besties. DO NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THIS LIST!!

DATE UPDATED: 19/10/22

[ PIN ]:     sender pins the receiver to the ground and straddles them while training together.

[ SWORD ]:    sender invites the receiver to engage in sword fighting practice with them.

[ AIM ]:    sender and receiver go to target practice together (using any weapon of choice).

[ GUIDE ]:    sender readjusts the receiver’s stance and posture with their hands while training together.

[ STRIKE ]:    sender aims a blow (via either their fists or their weapon) at the receiver.

[ BLOCK ]:    sender blocks an on-coming attack from the receiver.

[ ARMOR ]:     sender helps to show the receiver how to wear and take care of their armor.

[ PREPARE ]:     sender guides the receiver through some pre-battle stretching exercises.

[ CHALLENGE ]:    sender challenges the receiver to a sparring match/actual fight.

[ TEND ]:    sender and receiver tend to one another’s wounds in the aftermath of a fight.

[ RESTRAIN ]:    sender physically restrains the receiver from attacking someone else.

[ FEND ]:    sender adopts a defensive position that stops the receiver from launching an attack on them.

[ PUNCH ]:    sender punches the receiver (to an unknown degree of success or failure).

[ KICK ]:     sender launches a kick at the receiver (to an unknown degree of success or failure).

[ TACKLE ]:    sender physically tackles the receiver during a fight.

[ DRAG ]:     sender physically drags or carries the receiver away from a fight.

[ UP ]:     sender extends a hand to the fallen receiver to help them to their feet after a fight/sparring match.

[ BACK ]:    sender stands behind the receiver while in the midst of battle in order to help them fight off their enemies.

[ ARRIVE ]:     just as the receiver is about to lose hope and become defeated, the sender arrives at the last minute to help them fight their enemies.

[ EXTRA ]:    sender hands the receiver a spare weapon during a fight to give them a better chance after they break or lose their own.

[ WALL ]:     sender slams the receiver against a wall during a fight/sparring match.

[ COVER ]:    sender lunges forward to throw their body over the receiver and shield them from harm during a fight.

[ POWER ]: sender and/or receiver use their powers during a sparring match in order to develop and enhance their abilities.