rp sentence starters || part one of assorted quotes from disney's mobile game Twisted Wonderland. taken from main story content, vignettes & various events. some quotes edited for general usage. CW: food mentions.
"to what do i owe the, ah, let's say 'pleasure' of this mass imposition?"
"you said they were 'skirting the rules', which means they're still legal."
"the way you judge based on appearance alone is so adorably juvenile."
"i'm not sure you're even suitable to be a foil, but i won't stand in your way."
"it's not nice to stalk people, y'know."
"now, my condition for letting you have the strawberries is..."
"because people with power beyond conventional norms inspire fear."
"is it so odd? i find the dark brings me solace, so i enjoy taking the occasional stroll after hours."
"all that for just brushing teeth!?"
"YOU GLOB OF GUTTER TRASH! Where do you get off!?"
"i had no idea you were such a baller."
"though of course, the world is full of people who tell themselves they are giving one hundred percent despite all evidence to the contrary."
"pardon? i cannot fathom why you're holding your hand out so expectantly."
"agh! watch the eardrums, man! you get an idea or something?"
"will you put that bowl down!? i'm begging you, stop running around with it!"
"it clearly ain't nothin'. you keep smirkin' at me."
"do not 'mrrrooow' me. get down this instant!"
"ignore this chef's nonsense. follow your heart and keep spreading the wings of your imagination!"
"please refrain from talking to me when i've got a knife in my hands."
"bottom-tier for even starting equipment, but it'll have to do!"
"that was rather challenging. i would've had an easier time breaking rocks."
"so spare me the tantrum, okay? sheesh!"
"'profound'? that's laying it on a little thick."
"seriously, can you stop being so morbid?"
"you haven't even gotten past the table of contents yet!?"
"you'd just trip his immune program and get a blast of high-power energy to the face."
"no matter what anyone says, he'll defy all logic and find a way to not only spout impractical platitudes, but mean them!"
"you want me to game with these grinning goofs!?"
"and finally, what are you doing with your hair? is that supposed to be stylish?"
"is there anything in the world more important than being cute? i say there isn't!"
"uh, no? why would i pretend to be someone i'm not for other people?"
"ridiculous. screaming like that is my specialty."
"SILENCE! i shall not settle down!"
"but i fail to see how this little one resembles me."
"to think that a mere smartphone stood between me and participation in a group gathering..."
"i refuse to be outpaced by a peanut. i'm going to catch it."
"i hear noises behind me... AH!"
"if you insist on gifting him spices, there will be consequences to that choice. consequences for me. and consequences for the both of you."
"urgh, why is this happening to me? i never should've gone outside..."
"oh! i think i found a loophole! am i a genius or what!?"
"if you're doing that, i wanna blow up the whole building with beam fire!"
"wow, it's like a race to the bottom to see which of you can be more boring."
"the brute-force approach!"
"without you, it's just going to be me and two pieces of dead weight. i can't possibly fight in those conditions!"
"the incident was, in truth, a tragedy born of passion."
"rest in peace. i'll never forget you."
"i only accepted this job because he said i'd get phat loot for it."
"none whatsoever, bricks-for-brains!"
"i barely interact with him, TBH."
"also, what's 'on blast' mean?"
"i don't give a flying fish what happens next!"
"if you use fire with all this cloth around, everything's going to go up in flames!"
"aww. flattery will get you everywhere!"
"nothing wrong with getting out of my room to play outdoors on occasion. it's 'touching grass,' as they say!"
"are you kidding? your sole brain cell must still be asleep."
"what is this strange creature? it looks like a hairless monkey."
"whaaat? sorry, can't hear you, man! hair dryer go brrrr!"
"fantastic! my squirshie is good as new!"
"me? cooking? please, i would never."
"you're not going to throw me through there, are you? NOOO, STOOOP!"
"so people will just deny reality if it doesn't match some ideal they've conjured up in their minds? that's absurd."
"all those options, and you chose ketchup?"
"ooh, there was this one time i overslept, so i parkour'd into class through the window."
"gotta give 'em a little razzle-dazzle, aaand... up they go!"
"just how many spares do you HAVE? did you rob a dentist!?"
"but now i'm stuck with two people who are struggling to climb a few steps. perhaps i've made an error."
"no. i just noticed you're giving off a delicious, appley aroma."
"i believe we've been over this multiple times. you are NOT to dredge up the forbidden lore!"
"it was the cringiest thing i've seen. i'm still not over it."
"that's right: SHAWARMA!"
"hey, is it that exciting to pick out shoes?"
"you called me 'normal' before, and that's exactly what i am."
