destiny🐧

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

Really? Right in front of my unlimited salad?

Let’s get this garlic knot

This post is cancelled

*eats your pussy because I’m proud of you*

congratulations on getting through the day even if it was really, really hard. you’re doing great.

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