dream girl evil

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

have empathy… we are all fucking stupid as dirt

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

if i was an old timey girl id go crazy for ribbons from the market

i have very normal human reactions to reading something written well (it makes me so overwhelmed by emotions i get nauseous and feel like im going to throw up)

hot girls have wonky brain chemistry. hot girls are too autistic do to something specific today. hot girls aren't girls half the time. hot girls have a lot of opinions. about a lot of stupid stuff. hot girls. forget what the last thing on this list was going to be.

hot girls want a little drinky drink for being SUCH a brave little boy today.

humble enough to know i can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me