teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Edo. Mex

CDMX!!

CDMX!

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

Idc how mad you are. Saying fucked up things out of anger is not ok. Control yourself.

Heavy on this

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.