Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

Eli: next time wake me up, you don’t always have to be gone in the early morning  because i look like an angel sleeping. you know i find myself rather late to class when you don’t wake me up.  

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

Eli: i love you so much bee, i want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you.  but i’m so fucking scared, i hate to have you worry. i’m doing okay right now, but you know how i can be. fuck i miss julia sometimes, i miss her so much..i love you more and more everyday, and i want only you. i wish you were here right now...

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

Eli: So if I take you up to make out point how lucky do you think I will get? 

Eli: Like beyond making out...

Eli: Or you know...we could make our own spot.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

Eli: Rich is banging around with some fucking loud ass screaming music, hell please tell me that’s now how I sound. I think he’s pissed or maybe happy? 

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

Eli: How young is too young to propose to the one girl that a guy wants to spend the rest of their live with?

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

Eli: hey man hope you don’t mind.  got lucky, and somehow i couldn’t find my own room, so you might want to clean those sheets ;)

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

Eli: tell me this, clare edwards or bianca desousa??

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Eli: bullfrog said you ate the last eggo, what the fuck is your problem man?!

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Eli: so this winnie girl? you’re suuuuure you’re not like into her? because i mean that’s cool, that or you could just be fucking her and not have all those relationship feelings, but look what happened to me and bianca. lol

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

Eli: so you’re telling me that your’e not wearing any panties right now? ouch, why must you kill me like this when i have a test to study for!!

Eli: you sure clare? you got a lot of dots in that short sentence

Clare: its just a shock that's all. last time we talked about it, you didn't think anything was gonna happen.

sworngolds :

Anytime I take a bath, I feel like Chandler Bing.

..Am I supposed to know who that is?

Eli: yeah, a little bit...well a whole lot actually

Eli: i'm happy.

Clare: that's great. good, really good..

sworngolds :

indeed it is.

For this study date… should I bring takeout?

Eli: Take a joke man, you are far too fucking serious lately

Eli: Well man, if you go, I'd miss you. It's awesome having you around.

Eli: Oh like your girlfriend?

Rich: I told you, I'm just pissed at everything. And I can't even say why, I just am.

Rich: Yeah yeah, same here. But I miss my mates too...even my parents a bit.

Rich: Huh? I don't have a girlfriend. But apparently you do...?

Eli: Stop being so damn crabby. your life could be worse right?

Eli: but me more right? ;)

sworngolds :

I have to take a higher up class, and this seemed to be the better of the options I was given. But hell, I think I may just live off the land and give up.

Live off the land? You mean just drop out of college? I hope you’re joking…but I’m sure there has to be some other option for a class you substitute it with.

sworngolds :

“I do like how you think girlfriend.”

“So does that mean it’s a date?”

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

bianca

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

neither really

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

eli

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

eli

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

eli is constantly studying and bianca is distracting them

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

bianca

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

they would both storm out

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

they stay up together

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

bianca

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

eli

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

bianca

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

bianca

who plays with the others’ hair more

eli

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

bianca

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

both

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

eli

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up

bianca

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

bianca forgets and eli holds

who demands showering first in the mornings

eli

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

eli

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

both for roller coasters, eli for games

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

neither really

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

eli

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

bianca

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can

both

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

tori

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

tori

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

eli

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

eli

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

eli is constantly studying and tori is distracting them

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

tori

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

eli would storm our and tori would cry

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

tori

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

tori

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

eli

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

tori

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

tori

who plays with the others’ hair more

tori plays with eli’s

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

tori

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

both

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

tori

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up

tori for sure

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

eli forgets and eli holds

who demands showering first in the mornings

eli

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

eli

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

eli for both

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

tori

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

eli

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

tori

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can

both

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet