Love & Typography

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

and then god said

that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

Stephen Hillenburg really did just sit down and define an entire generation’s sense of humor in like 3 seasons of a television show

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

*rips off my bra and throws it across the room* me: I am tired of that

This getting dark early has me getting in bed at 5:30 like ok goodnight.

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

not to sound like an old woman with an enchanted mirror begging at the side of a medieval road but it’s amazing how much greed has become a publicly acceptable attribute and one day and possibly soon we WILL pay for it 

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight