To Be Played At Maximimum Volume

This reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I were walking around a store and he was wearing a shirt with a shark face on it. A group of 4 children followed us around the store whispering about shark man. They made up powers for him. Now I’m left with the tale of Sharkman

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

sense8 and the umbrella academy teach us that having a scene in which your band of misfit characters dance/sing to a catchy song makes your show better instantly

@citavsoa

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

whoa, who dude?

the dude reading this, dude!

dude, that’s me!

i know, dude!!!

dude!!!

dude!!!

This post gives out such positive masculine vibes. That is not something we encounter in society often enough. Please share more posts like this.

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

This is Shakespearian.

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

reblog with the last song you listened to in the tags

Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix

W-what