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yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people

Walk into the club purse first

I love being handled with care and gentleness, I deserve nothing less

Every way plz

This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

everybody wants to rule the world

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

t4t is holy. trans sex is blessed