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There are many steps which describe the process about how to make a girl squirt, but all is needed are fingers and oral job. The best advice is to try with exploration in different things, different numbers of fingers, different parts of her pussy and ass. Most important is to be innovative and inventive.

Surely, some of the best fingering comes in conjunction with oral, but there is a little secret that gives to any women best orgasm of her life.

Here are step by step instructions how to make a girl squirt:

You can start by performing oral on her inner thighs, clitoris and labia especially, to start getting her relaxed and wet. You must continually suck and lick the clitoris throughout the duration of the whole oral act, because oral increases power, pleasure and increases chances of female ejaculating orgasm.

With the hand you write with, take two fingers closest to your thumb (pointer and middle finger) and make them wet with her pussy juice or with your mouth. The most important thing is to make sure your nails are trimmed and not sharp, because you could hurt her.

Slide those two fingers in, with the fingerprint part of the fingers facing up (nails down), slide them in firmly but slowly, as far as they will go without using too much pressure. If she is really tight you may need to start with one, and if there is a lot of wetness but resistance, you may need to tease and taste her pussy some more. Once you get those fingers in, tease her inner walls slowly with the pads of your fingers, and get her even more juicy. When you think that she is ready to have the orgasm of her life, you may begin:

Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the pussy (like you’re going up behind her clitty). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her pussy, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance. You should feel, on that wall, a very rough patch of skin rougher than the rest of her smooth inner pussy. You’ve found it. Congratulations.

By making a beckoning motion with your two fingers (a come hither, bending fingers motion), you should be able to pull the fingerprint/pad part of the tips of your two fingers against that spot. Try it. Pull back against it with your two fingers and press a little. Tease it, stimulate it with your fingers. Make her feel good. She should be squirming and breathing very heavily by now.

As you start to rhythmically tap/press/pull your fingertips against the g-spot, she should start getting wetter. If you’re doing it right, and she’s comfortable with it, you’ll start to hear squelching, sponge-like sounds. The g-spot is like a sponge, it contains a lot of liquid, and feels rough. Keep pressing your fingers against it, over and over, rhythmically, with the same kind of rhythm as if you were sliding your cock in and out of her pussy.

As she starts to get wetter, and enjoy it more, start doing it harder. The more she thrashes from side to side, the harder you do it. Eventually, you can replace the tapping/poking of the g-spot with an outright speed-sliding of those two fingers in and out of her hole. Do it faster and faster, maintain the rhythm, but increase the force. Even when you’re slamming them straight in and out of her hole, try and maintain an upward, outward force with the fingertips, so you’re still pressing up against that g-spot even as you’re slamming her with your fingers with reckless abandon.

Through all of this, she should be squelching, squirming and OBVIOUSLY loving it. If she’s not, you should stop. If she says it hurts (especially if she says it more than once, you might want to stop or at LEAST slow down or not do it so hard. Make sure she’s always wet, not dry for any period of time.

Now here’s the crucial part. When she gets close to ejaculation, she will say that she needs to pee. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO PEE. It’s just a temporary sensation that will pass, but you have to make sure she knows about it beforehand, and you have to make sure she does not stop you, and you do not desist in your slamming. Hold her legs apart with the other hand, if you have to. You can even use your head or knees or whatever to hold her legs open, but make sure she stays relatively still (or she might get hurt on your fingers) and that you KEEP GOING. In fact, when she needs to pee, that’s when you should start doing it harder, cause orgasm is around the corner.

10-50 seconds after the pee sensation begins, she will start to cum. When she does, DON’T STOP. Just do it harder and harder and harder, pressuring the g-spot upwards all the while. Now she should start to ejaculate. She’ll scream, and her pussy will start shooting clear (transparent), odorless liquid all over the place. There could be a lot of it, it might soak you completely and soak the sheets and everything around her, so make sure you’re prepared.

I guarantee you, if she’s never had one before, the squirting orgasm will be the best orgasm of her life. In my experience, 97% of women are capable of having them, and in certain circumstances, I think it’s more like 99.9%. If you want her to ejaculate in great volumes, have her drink lots of water before you do it, and stay well hydrated. Once she’s finished squirting, SHE CAN SQUIRT AGAIN. Especially if you didn’t do it too hard, and still got her to cum, you can usually start all over, and between one and ten minutes later, she’ll be squirting again. Usually, you have to do it harder each time. My record is seven. The girl that squirted seven times in 45 minutes passed out for 6 hours afterward (it’s physically exhausting and dehydrating) so be careful if you try more than 2 at once.

Most girls pass out after a couple of them. This can make a girl fall in love and at the very least want to fuck your brains out, so use it wisely rather than to your advantage. Don’t take advantage of people using this. If you do it wrong, or if she’s on her period, she might bleed. That’s usually okay, but just make sure you don’t hurt her, and you stop if she’s screaming with pain, rather than pleasure.

The above images are considered too “adult” to advertise to an 18+ audience on facebook. Because nudity, and/or cleavage. I don’t know about you guys, but those white backgrounds are super hot, and super cleavage-y. How could you not be into that? It’s no secret that many companies use facebook pages, and as facebook has grown bigger, so has the noise on feeds, resulting in posts not being seen as often, if at all. It’s also no secret that companies will often pay for ads to boost their page, or single posts to show up in feeds more often. This can (or at least, used to) result in a good response/engagement for a fair amount of money, which is extremely important to small businesses such as Playful Promises. Facebook is one of our biggest referrals, which is great, and it’s a way for us to connect to our customers in a less formal way than, say, email. So we have, over the years, paid for facebook adverts for the above reasons. Which has been absolutely fine (even with images of pasties!) with them to take our money, up until recently. Now, no image adverts are approved, regardless of whether they include models or not, and regardless of the fact that all of the ads are targeted at 18+ ages.

You have the option to respond to the disapproval, which I obviously do, because the reason being that we are advertising “Adult products or services services (except for ads for family planning and contraception)” is not only a poor sentence but it’s also pretty bloody vague. The response “Your ad was rejected because it doesn’t follow our advertising guidelines. Ads may not promote the sale or use of adult products or services (ex: sexual enhancement products, seduction techniques, adult clubs and shows)” and “This decision is final and we may not respond to additional inquiries about this ad”. Oh OF COURSE, it all becomes clear to me now(?!?!). I’m assuming from this slightly less vague answer, that they class lingerie as “sexual enhancement products”, which is so presumptive and a mirror into how society views women/femme-presenting people, I don’t even know where to begin (but this article says it extremely well). And while keyboard bashing “BUT FEMINISSSMMMZ” in response may temporarily lessen my despair, it seems pointless when “Daisy” is clearly reading from a script. When I question these decisions by facebook, I can then scroll down to previous questions and responses I’ve had regarding the same guidelines. The irony is, there’s a report that I made about this page (most definitely NSFW and most definitely against various FB guidelines, including nudity, sexual violence, and hate speech), which was deemed suitable by facebook to remain active. And also a report of a graphic image of a dead and bloodied animal with a young woman astride it in a victorious pose and toothy grin, but that’s ok, say facebook, violence and death is all ok, but God forbid NIPPLES.

This article will definitely not apply to all single males, but if you do take offense to this then you are the rude, pushy, insensitive single male that has no clue that swinging is good adult fun and not your personal way getting access to “easy pussy”.

For many, many yearssingle males have been in the lifestyle, but perhaps in the last 7 to 8 years there has been a swingers cultural shift of acceptance of more single males in the lifestyle than in the past. I get it things change and for the swinging purest couples it is a hard pill to swallow. There have always been couples and single females who want single males for many reasons. What they do not want are the drama that comes with the thousands of you that have made yourselves available in the swinging scene. Still with this being said there are so many single swinging maleswho really screw up their own chances at being with some of the best women and couples in the lifestyle because they lack a few simple lifestyle skills for single males.

Understanding the basic notion of what swinging is and what it is not. Couples and single women (unicorns)who swing are doing so to satisfy their there for their own desires and fantasies. More times than likely no one is there to make your dreams a reality. This is not always the case and if you are so lucky take that as one of the things you can kick off your bucket list. Remember that you are the one that is there for the satisfaction of others and they are under no one obligation to have sex with you. Just because you have self labeled yourself as a swinger does not mean you are automatically entitled to have sex. Keep in mind…the ladies that are in the girls in the lifestyle are swingers, they are not cheap nor are they free prostitutes.

It is latterly time to be honest. Lying about who you are and what you are will quickly and easily beexposed. Most ladies are more concerned about the real you. Lying about any one thing, can pretty much get you’re branded as simply “a liar”. Once you are not trusted it is a difficult if not impossible hole to climb out of. So you are a married male that has a swinging hall passfrom his wife or “significant other” to play while away from home, congratulations you have hit the swingers JACKPOT. However, acting as if your are single but sneaking off to make that “business” phone call and speaking in a hushed voice in the next room every two hours, is not going to fool anyone for very long.

With that being said, the question is when can you send your “DICK PIC”? Well Miss Molly Manners says, “Only once she has requested and not before”…What I didn’t make up the rule. It’s in good taste to wait, because if she is interested she is going to ask to see it. More than likely she has seen it online and she may be good with it, but remember in boxing is just like getting a piece of regular mail. You don’t want to get it and your chances tossed like junk mail and end up being labeled as “that guy is so thirsty.”

This is self-explanatory, and I simply couldn’t put this any better than what I read in a post in a Facebook group today:

Fellas…here’s a tip…send a girl a respectful message before trying to add her. Find out what’s she’s looking for and compliment her. I promise you’ll be 100% more likely to get a positive response, an add and maybe more. Don’t like it? You can sit down next to the pending/ignored/blocked requests.

-A 10 Year Female Swinger Veteran of a Couple

I was lucky enough the other weekend to see the effects of smokin “the tweed” & mixing it with a “Jack Daniels” chaser makes the nicest guy in the room into publicASSHOLE #1. Wondering why he is not able to move to the play areas…no single female wanted to be around him

much less play with him. Hey everyone has their poison to pick and there is nothing wrong with it…it becomes a problem once you cannot control your volume or decide that you can handle one more “BARTENDAR…GIVE ME ANOTHERS (yes “anothers” DRANK.

Single males without a doubt make up the majority of those who are involved in the swinging lifestyle. Couples and single females have their pick of 1000’s of other single males whom they would like to meet and play with …remember that following a few simple rules of etiquette, you will be successful in meeting and having a great lifestyle experience.Make a bad impression on and the word will go around that you are no good. Keep in mind that you only have one chance to make a first impression.