Bert Macklin FBI

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

john mayer better find a solid hiding spot because if she can perform all your lovers stay my age too well on snl she just might sing dear john at the superbowl or something like his mind gaming ass is about to be EXPOSED

i love it when a new month begins and the tumblr girlies start posting poem excerpts about current month

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

Listen….. idk what it is about the absolute yearning that comes from stories where both people are into each other but they are not aware of the other’s feelings but they still look at the relationship they have atm and go “being this close is enough. I’m glad with just this” but i go feral each time

Idk how much I've 'grown' as a 'person' over the years however I HAVE gradually turned into increasingly cartoonish parodies of myself which has been a blast actually

The fact is that every gaslighter ever says "you're misremembering things" or "you remember things that never happened" or "you remember things wrong." Now that we saw the ATW short film and know that, yes, the J/T relationship involves a lot of gaslighting, the phrase "I remember it all too well" hits SUPER hard in a place that I didn't even know I could be sucker-punched. I'm in awe. Mad respect for you Taylor. Thanks for showing us what the song was really about 10 years later.

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

hey i saw your blog and i think your vibes are terrible. i am in love with you