where you invest your love, you invest your life

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

young married christian blogger: Guys. I get it. Singleness is SO tough. I’ve been there! During those 6 months in 8th grade before meeting my wonderful soulmate (jared the sexiest hubby in the world :):):) ) I was so alone. It’s a season of life that just knocks you off your feet, doesn’t it?! Haha. I’ve been there ladies. So if you’re 25 and have a crippling fear of being alone, WAIT ON GOD’S TIMING. His timing was conveniently perfect for me so I guess I just feel like I am the appropriate person to give you advice :) By the way, we’re expecting!!!!!!!!!

@erin-burr

it doesn’t matter how slow you go so long as you don’t give up

ok someone please explain this to me 

secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HERE me: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!! joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!

She just listened to Lemonade

I love it when dogs sigh. Its like, hey, bud, long day at the office?

if just one history book, just one, mentions ted cruz’s zodiac killer scandal, then this was all worth it 

I want to be Jane AWEsten, but I’m probably Jawn Keets

life is so much simpler when you stop explaining yourself to people and just do what works for you