✩ headcanon blog! ✩

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⟡ I only make headcanons for Jackpot Crash Course — as much as I love the other games as well, this is where my interests lie at the moment.

⟡ one request per ask, please. you can send as many as you want as long as they’re seperate.

⟡ you can ask for general headcanons, ships, or scenarios!

⟡ I don’t do x readers, sorry :’)

⟡ SFW agere is very much allowed!

⟡ no illegal or highly problematic ships (as in, large age gaps with the characters that are under 20). I will do almost any ship as long as it’s not illegal.

⟡ all requests must be SFW. any NSFW asks will be deleted and blocked.

⟡ responses may be slow, please be patient with me!

✩ pet regressors ! Vick, Bones and Elise headcanons! ✩

⟢ ‎ ‎ NO CRIMES / NEVER CAUGHT AU

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⟡ them all regressing to their assigned animals… 💭 so wolf Vick, hyena Bones and bunny Elise

⟡ Vick is such a growly little thing, he thinks it makes him look scary (it doesn’t)

⟡ all of them can and will bite you. Bones bites playfully, Vick will only bite when provoked, but Elise will just bite randomly with no rhyme or reason

⟡ Elise is very picky and fussy and will stomp loudly if you do not give it exactly what it wants at all times

⟡ Bones and Elise love to chase and tackle each other, but they have to be supervised because it always ends in somebody getting hurt

⟢ ‎ ‎ surprisingly (or unsurprisingly depending on who you ask), it’s usually Bones. they’re skin and bones and Elise is stronger than you’d think, especially because they don’t hold back when they tackle

⟡ Vick likes to make little dens full of expensive things, he sits over them and protects them like a little dragon

⟢ ‎ ‎ even when the other two aren’t regressed, Elise and Bones are his pups. if they try to get up from said den he will growl and drag them back down by their scuff (the back of their shirts). he likes to cuddle for warmth and to protect them, although he tends to lay over them rather than with them and basically crush them with his body weight. whoops.

⟡ Vick and Bones will both ‘groom’ Elise by brushing their hair, Elise liked it at first but eventually started to get impatient. he can’t sit still to save his life and doesn’t understand their obsession with it

⟡ while Elise usually eats the most sugary food you’ve ever seen in your entire life when they’re big, he only ever eats fruit and vegetables when it’s regressed

⟡ they’d have so much fun with one of those inflatable kiddy pools

⟢ ‎ ‎ Bones pulling Vick down into the pool with him and them having a little puppy pool fight

⟡ naps… so many naps together 🥹 but only after they’ve tuckered themselves out from playing

✩ Vicilia / Cecivick headcanons! ✩

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⟡ they both think that they’re the ones pulling the strings, while also being all too aware that the other thinks the same. they don’t always agree on the way the other goes about things, but they have great respect for each other. Vick’s respect comes from finding someone whose intelligence rivals his own, which scares the shit out of him. he knows that it’s true deep down, but he’ll throw an absolute hissy fit if forced to confront the fact that maybe he’s not, in fact, better and smarter than everyone always, so good luck trying to get him to admit that.

⟡ meanwhile, Cecilia’s respect stems from understanding. they’re both technically doing the same thing: using others for their own gain in order to win Bet and Forgive. the difference is: Cecilia knows what she’s doing is working, while Vick is crumbling under pressure. begging others for their cards, and demanding respect out of others without having earned it first. that’s no way to get what he wants, and Cecilia knows it. but do you honestly think she would try to help him? oh goodness no! some words of advice, sure — because she knows Vick is way too stubborn and too far gone into the mask that it’d be futile to suddenly switch up on everybody now. but she’s certainly not going to try and fix him, she did enough of that with her last husband, thank you very much.

⟡ she’s the epitome of “I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next”

⟡ he’s like a little jester in Cecilia’s mind. she finds it funny to tease him, and finds that inner manchild pathetically adorable, especially contrasting with his arrogant persona and how miserably he’s failing to keep it up

⟡ but even despite their… mind games, they’re actually quite similar in a lot of ways. they both like expensive clothing, cocktails, both lived in the high society of Modos, and are purposefully playing into patriarchal roles. for this reason, well… I mean, he basically fell right into her lap!

⟡ nobody would bat an eye if they were dating. it’s so perfect for the little characters they’re playing, something predictable the audience who are oh-so obsessed with putting people into tiny boxes can latch onto. a submissive woman and a dominant man, when it’s actually the other way around behind closed doors

⟡ of course, Vick tries to remain in control of the relationship. he’s so obsessed with being in charge it’s practically comical, but thus works out well for Cecilia when they’re on stage. the crowd absolutely eats up the dark, sexy businessman act. but as soon as they’re off-stage, drinking together in the bar, those roles they’ve set for themselves go completely null.

⟡ Cecilia puts her hand on Vick’s thigh and he’s a blushing mess. she points this out, calling him cute, to which he immediately gets defensive as a way to try and keep his image in tact. Cecilia reminds him that nobody is watching right now. she reminds him that they don’t even have to be acting at all in the present moment, so why don’t they just drop the acts for a little bit and have some fun?

⟡ but Vick doesn’t trust this in the slightest. he rolls his eyes, asking her if she takes him for a fool. Cecilia teasingly questions this, bringing up his less than spectacular display in Blackjack, to which he storms out of the room.

⟡ …but she was actually being honest, for once. sure, maybe a slight ulterior motive of wanting to get to know more about the behind the scenes of Bet and Forgive, but what that was only a small part of it. what she said was mostly true. Vick has piqued her interest, she really is quite curious how he is behind all of those walls he’s built up — if he is anything at all. but all Vick does is fear the woman that Cecilia is beneath this all.

✩ general Elise headcanons! ✩

⟢ ‎ ‎ NEVER CAUGHT AU

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⟡ he technically lives with Vick and Bones, but it’s only there about 50% of the time. they really can’t sit still in one place for too long, it makes him feel like a rabbit in a cage, if you will

⟡ oh Elise… you would’ve loved scamming kids on Roblox

⟡ it actually has a really cute fashion sense, it goes on shopping sprees with Bones a lot

⟡ they either scarf down their food in one gulp or nibbles on it super slowly like a rabbit. no in-between.

⟢ ‎ ‎ while they love making disgusting food combinations and are only ever spotted in public eating the most sugar-filled abominations you’ve ever seen in your entire life, in private, it may secretly indulge from time to time in… salads

⟡ will go to parks just to push kids off swings and hang off the monkey bars, hogging the entire thing so nobody else can go on them

⟡ an absolute MENACE at paintball

⟡ him and Bones play the points game while they’re driving

⟢ ‎ ‎ “how many points for this bozo?” ‎ ‎ “none, he’s too slow. and he’s on his phone.” ‎ ‎ “yeah, but he’s still young and fit, so that’s gotta count for some! only the super old people who walk onto the road without looking both ways get you no points.”

can i have some vick, bones, and elise family headcanons,,, i would say no crimes au but they're. vicks, bones, and ELISE. so minimal crimes/never caught au i suppose /SILLY

✩ Elise, Vick and Bones found family headcanons! ✩

⟢ ‎ ‎ NEVER CAUGHT AU

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⟡ they all live in Vick’s huge ass mansion, they kind of just appeared one day and never left. Vick has tried to kick them out multiple times, to no avail

⟡ the three of them usually do their makeup together in the morning (assuming that they’re all around that day)

⟡ Vick with an OKAYEST DAD EVER mug that Elise bought him

⟡ Bones once convinced Vick to let them give him a goth makeover, he didn’t mind it as much as he thought he would

⟡ Elise eats a FUCK ton of easter eggs and other chocolate around easter time, and Vick will take their wrappers that they leave all over the place and wrap them around each other into a ball to throw for them. a makeshift game of fetch but also keeps wrappers from being literally everywhere. he throws the wrapper ball away as soon as Elise gets bored

⟡ Bones loves to go on shopping sprees and max out Vick’s credit card. he doesn’t even really care all that much for crazy expensive stuff, they know they’ll look good in anything, he just likes to waste Vick’s money

⟡ cuddle piles on the couch which start as Bones pointing to Vick’s lap and saying “is this seat taken?” before sitting on his lap. Elise appears like ten minutes later, whinging about how “URRRGH YOU GUYS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE SPACE!!” so he just starts climbing on them until they’re all unintentionally cuddling

✩ Sandbag as an older brother headcanons! ✩

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⟡ he’s always so excited to come back home and see his siblings that he starts crying

⟡ has one of those really long and complicated handshakes with his little brother, more and more moves have been cultivated and changed over the years so it takes a stupidly long time to do. and if either of them mess up, that’s just a part of the handshake now

⟡ it is still deeply protective of its siblings and loves them more than the entire world, but he’s not as parental towards them as it is, say, Sailor. he recognises that they’re his parents responsibility, but he steps up a lot if he’s babysitting or their parents are away

⟡ loves to ruffle his little siblings hair, especially when he greets them

⟡ he gets some fun out of lightheartedly embarrassing them from time to time. especially by telling embarrassing stories from when they were kids or pulling the whole “do you wanna see their baby pictures?” thing

⟡ it’s super sentimental and is constantly finding stuff that reminds him of his little siblings, he always comes home with a bunch of new little trinkets for them

⟡ keeps a photo of them in his wallet

⟡ SO many inside jokes, all of which sound completely ridiculous to try to explain

⟡ super weak to their puppy dog eyes, but that’s not to say that it can put its foot down when it needs to

⟡ with an older brother or someone close to him in age, I can definitely see them getting into scuffles and fights from time to time (especially when they were kids), but Sandbag would never even think of laying a finger on his baby siblings

⟡ loves to play catch and tag with his siblings, but is always afraid of accidentally throwing the ball with too much force or knocking them over by grabbing them too hard. issue is: it gets stupidly competitive so this usually ends up happening anyways, to which Sandbag is an apologetic sobbing mess for the next half hour

⟡ when they were kids, Sandbag and his siblings would always get sent to their aunties house when they were sick because their mother got easily ill and they didn’t want to risk it

⟡ some of them don’t like it when Sandbag babysits them because it gets stricter than he usually is when they’re at their parents house (mind you, he’s still not particularly strict, he just doesn’t let them get away with as much stuff lol)

✩ Benny as an older brother headcanons! ✩

⟢ ‎ ‎ PRE-BET AND FORGIVE

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⟡ will disappear for a few weeks out of nowhere, returns with a bunch of snacks and takes his siblings out to do something fun (and maybe slightly dangerous), then dips again

⟡ very much the fun older brother. he’s extremely irresponsible but beloved by his siblings because of how much he lets them get away with

⟡ you want five scoops of ice cream? you’re an adventurous little guy, ain’tcha? I like your spirit! (and if you vomit he is NOT going to be the one to clean it up.)

⟡ constantly giving them noogies and roughing up their hair and clothes

⟡ likes to bring his teen siblings out to abandoned parking lots to hang out

⟢ ‎ ‎ he has accidentally forgotten them there multiple times

⟡ when he was younger, he would always take the front seat of the car even if one of his siblings called shotgun before him. his excuse was always “well, I’m the oldest!”

⟡ wants in on all of the gossip and will always back you up! someone was being mean to you at school? wow, what a bitch! your parents aren’t letting you go out to that party? ehh, they’re total buzzkills, don’t listen to them.

⟡ will get into dumb fights over a packet of chips or a charger, won’t apologise, and then will come back into their room like an hour later and start showing them videos of race cars

⟡ for a littler sibling, he’ll do the classic ‘unplugging the other controller and giving it to them so they think they’re playing a video game with him’ thing

⟡ you want him to?? make you?? food??? what is he, a chef? no way, we’re ordering out. pizza’s way better anyways!

⟡ he’ll occasionally give them his t-shirts to sleep in when he doesn’t wanna do washing but nothing else is clean

⟡ will give his siblings small sips of his alcohol if they ask nicely (but for teenagers he doesn’t care, he’ll just give them some without question)

⟡ alrighttt, you can come on a drive with him if you want, but you’ve gotta promise not to throw up in his precious car!

⟡ lets his littler siblings watch cartoons that are probably way out of their age range because he doesn’t want to watch any of that cocomelon shit

idk if thats allowed but i get really happy whenever i see you do agere headcanons on here so i thought i might as well make a request!

✩ Maneki as a caregiver headcanons! ✩

⟢ ‎ ‎ NO CRIMES AU

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⟡ Maneki is quite versatile as a CG, but would probably do best with playful or sleepy littles and pet regressors (especially kittens), but will try their best with any type of kiddo

⟡ they’re always looking out for their little behind the scenes, even when they’re not regressed. he can be quite hands-off when he’s not actively needed, happy to just let them little run around — but the second that they get hurt or find themselves in a sticky situation, Maneki is immediately by their side

⟡ they love to play with their baby! any game, whether that be hide and seek, card or board games, tag (although they can get a little breathless during it), or just playing peekaboo, they always have just as much fun with it as their kiddo does. also perfectly fine with parallel play if that’s what they prefers

⟡ he’s very prepared and always has items on the ready. not just agere gear, but first-aid stuff too just in case

⟡ loves to have tea parties with them, except he always pours actual tea rather than pretend tea (but can substitute it for something else they aren’t a fan of tea)

⟡ constantly doing this to their little (youtube link to a video of a kitten, I have no idea how else to describe this action)

⟡ lots of naps! will often curl up around their baby like a mama cat protecting their kitten

⟡ he makes the best food and is very conscious of his kiddo’s allergies and food preferences

⟡ always knows when their little is regressing, sometimes even before they themselves do

⟡ likes to go on walks though the park and look at the scenery together, but also equally as happy to stay indoors if that’s what they prefer

⟡ always makes the best pillow forts

✩ age regressors ! Cobyn and Sandbag headcanons! ✩

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⟡ chill baby vs fussy baby. 60% chance Sandbag tries to force himself out of his regression to take care of Cobyn only to end up littler because of it which leads to it throwing a tantrum, and a 40% chance it ends normally. we’ll be discussing the latter scenario here, because the former always ends in them calling Vega/Bones/Eddie/Rook (take your pick) in tears

⟡ Sandbag can be very noisy when he’s regressed, which can overwhelm Cobyn a little bit who prefers the quiet, but they never really fight or anything. Sandbag is more likely to get into little baby fights with older regressors, but Cobyn is so tiny and doesn’t like to push buttons so Sandbag doesn’t have any reason to

⟡ lots of playtime!!! because they both get so small it’s usually not too engaged and is more-so just them wiggling their plushies around next to each other on the floor

⟢ ‎ ‎ Cobyn’s favourite plushie is of a little plant with a smiley face on the pot and Sandbag’s is one of his many sharks (it feels super guilty playing favourites, though, so he always tries to include all of them)

⟡ sitting together surrounded by toys, drinking apple juice, not saying a word but occasionally babbling

⟢ ‎ ‎ if one of them starts babbling, both of them will babble. it’s like their own little language

⟡ they take so many naps together, all cuddled up under a little pile of blankets

⟡ they love pillow forts! its always Cobyn (while ranging a little older) making them though because Sandbag is way too little to, but even then the fort always end up falling apart after a while because it was not stable in the slightest. this always makes Sandbag cry, especially if it fell on him (even if it didn’t actually hurt)

⟡ Sandbag, very fussy: “mmhhmmnnnn!!!!” ‎ ‎ meanwhile Cobyn, who is nodding along as if Sandbag’s whining makes perfect sense to him

⟡ Sandbag will sometimes steal Cobyn’s toys, not because it wants to cause trouble or be mean but just because he really wanted it. Cobyn is such a pushover that they don’t really do anything about it, though. the most he’ll do is frown (or pout if they’re feeling especially angry) and mumble quietly to himself

⟡ Cobyn points to a pretty flower in his plant encyclopaedia and Sandbag just sort of slaps the page in acknowledgement

Specifically babyspace Sailor 🥺

✩ baby regressor ! Sailor and caregiver ! Sandbag headcanons! ✩

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⟡ Sailor often eats way too fast which leads to him getting the hiccups, he always gets super annoyed by them so Sandbag will gently pat and rub circles into his back until they stop

⟡ Sailor loves those white noise machines that sound like the ocean

⟡ lots of tickles!! but Sandbag has to tread carefully, if he accidentally overwhelms Sailor too much he’ll start crying

⟡ if Sailor is lying down, Sandbag likes to hold both of his hands and move them up and down like they’re dancing, or like how you would exercise a baby

⟢ ‎ ‎ Sandbag has to make sure to always lean over the side of Sailor rather than directly over him, because that makes Sailor feel trapped and Sandbag doesn’t want his baby to feel uncomfortable

⟡ even though Sailor is usually very clingy, if he’s panicking he’ll either freeze up or squirm away if you try to touch him

⟡ Sandbag’s hands are the most fascinating thing ever apparently. Sailor likes to tap each one of his fingers and count them (only to immediately lose track of how far he’s counted) and poke at his scars and slobber all over its hand

⟡ he is such a mischievous little baby. one of his favourite things to do is open all of the cabinets and pull things out of them; he gets into EVERYTHING so Sandbag had to put a bunch of child locks and baby gates everywhere

⟡ he’s a VERY messy eater. when he’s small he absolutely refuses to use forks so he’s always eating with his hands. he also has a habit of shoving too much food into his mouth at once which leads him to choke (the amount of times he’s nearly given Sandbag a heart attack by doing this is too many to count)

⟡ Sailor loves lying on Sandbag’s chest because he finds its heartbeat comforting

⟡ if he falls asleep regressed you can be assured that he’ll be waking up every couple of hours fussing and whining until Sandbag rocks him back to sleep

⟡ he needs afternoon naps because he doesn’t get enough sleep during the night… except Sailor will scream and cry about it because he wants to play!!! he doesn’t want to sleep, that’s boring!!! but even though it’s a whole rigmarole to get him into bed, it’s worth it in the end because Sandbag needs the extra sleep just as much as Sailor does

⟡ “jwuice!!! jwuice!!!” ‎ ‎ “no more juice, kiddo, you’ll get a stomachache.” ‎ ‎ and then tears well up in Sailor’s eyes and Sandbag just sighs knowing he’s going to be dealing with a very fussy baby for the next hour

⟢ ‎ ‎ if Sandbag can safely give him more, he will. but once he’s at the point where he’s already had like three in a row, Sandbag figures that he’d rather deal with a fussy Sailor who can’t get what he wants vs a teary Sailor whose tummy hurts. Sandbag always feels awful when Sailor’s in pain, even if it can’t actually do anything to solve it

⟡ Sailor regressing in the car and being lulled to sleep by the feeling of the bumpy road… it kind of reminds him of being out at sea (or at least, what he thinks being out at sea would be like)

⟡ Sailor is always very uncoordinated when regressed which leads to him falling and bumping into things a lot, but luckily he doesn’t have to deal with his injuries alone anymore and Sandbag always kisses it better (after a lot of fussing around a lot and making sure he’s ok and yhat doesn’t need to go to the hospital or something)

⟡ getting changed is always difficult because Sailor insists that he can do it by himself, and Sandbag, of course, respects this. but Sailor is a little liar who cannot get his buttons undone to save his life. it always ends in tears so Sandbag has learnt it’s better not to even ask if he wants to try by himself anymore, just to comfort and distract him through the process instead. he usually gives him his rattle

✩ age regressor ! Cobyn and caregiver ! Sandbag headcanons! ✩

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⟡ I imagine Cobyn first regressed around Sandbag by accident. and if we’re going with the Sandbag is also a regressor scenario (expanded upon here), he’d quickly realise what was going on and jump into action

⟡ the next day when Cobyn was out of his headspace, they thanked Sandbag for his help but insisted that he’d be fine from here on out, but Sandbag just couldn’t stand the idea of leaving a little kid alone by themselves and told Cobyn to call it next time he regresses, which led to Sandbag becoming their carer

⟡ Cobyn is a very low-maintenance little, but Sandbag is constantly worried that it’s not doing enough to help

⟢ ‎ ‎ “are you sure you’re okay??” ‎ ‎ “mhm ^^” ‎ ‎ “you can be honest with me, y’know!!” ‎ ‎ “I know :)”

⟡ Cobyn is soooo cuddly which Sandbag was a bit anxious about at first, not because he doesn’t like it but because he was worried about accidentally hurting them (even though Cobyn is actually quite a bit stronger than Sandbag is), but after a while he settles into it. they spend most of their time cuddling, sometimes on the couch, sometimes on the bed, and sometimes in Cobyn’s hammock

⟡ they love to watch low-energy shows with the sound on low together while Sandbag runs its fingers through Cobyn’s hair

⟢ ‎ ‎ Sandbag struggles to sit still so he tends to move around and reposition a lot, but Cobyn doesn’t mind because it gives them a moment to stretch and makes sure that he doesn’t get sore from sitting in the same spot for too long

⟡ Cobyn loves to flip through his plant encyclopaedias and point at all of the pretty flowers, to which Sandbag will go “yeah, that’s real pretty, huh,” “that one reminds me of [insert person],” “I think I saw that one down the street the other day,” and Cobyn just loves to have his interests acknowledged

⟡ so much gentle affection. lifting his fringe up to kiss his forehead, squishing their cheeks, blowing raspberries on his stomach, ruffling their hair… Sandbag has cried multiple times just because of how cute they are

⟡ Sandbag has an album on his phone (with their permission, of course) of photos of Cobyn falling asleep on him, he just thinks it’s so cute

⟡ bottle feeding… making sure all of his carrots are cooked to where they’re soft for his baby to eat, spoon-feeding them… OUGH

⟡ if Cobyn is ranging a little older or is feeling up to it, they’ll sometimes go to the park to feed the ducks and look at the foliage

⟡ they love to cuddle up together in the hammock in Cobyn’s backyard and watch the sunset together

⟡ Cobyn doesn’t usually wake up regressed, but on the odd times he does, he’s especially clingy. usually he’s fine if Sandbag needs to get up for a bit, but there’s something about being all warm in bed with the light shining in through the window that makes them really not want him to leave

but even though Sandbag has never laid a finger on Sailor, Sailor’s PTSD brain sets off internal alarms of ohhh god I’m going to get beat and / or be forced to work until my legs give out for this. I’m in big trouble which automatically equals getting punished, because that’s just how it was back in the organisation. even though he knows realistically that Sandbag would never hurt him, there is no logic in that head right now, just fear

so when Sandbag gets to the police station (panicking and crying because ???what the fuck happened), Sailor immediately fawns and tells Sandbag that he’ll be good, that he’ll do whatever he wants, just please don’t hurt me.

✩ age regressor ! Sandbag headcanons! ✩

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⟡ Sandbag started age regressing after he quit boxing, post-incident. he tried nearly every common healthy coping mechanism in the book and nothing worked, but just as it was starting to give up, it came across age regression. at first, he was embarrassed by the idea and immediately vetoed it. but after a while, he started to get more and more desperate. his mind kept nagging him about how there’s still one thing he hasn’t tried. maybe this will be the thing that finally helps.

⟡ so, having reached his breaking point, Sandbag tried surrounding himself by things from his childhood. he got his baby blanket out of the closet, cozied up on the couch with his shark plushies, and put on the old tv shows it used to watch with its siblings as a kid.

⟡ for the first time, Sandbag had found something non-harmful that genuinely made him feel better and didn’t cause him to disassociate. but once he finally did, rather than feeling happy, he PANICKED. why did it have to be this of all things?

⟡ but even despite all of the embarrassment that comes with it, Sandbag continues to regress in private. he always feels a profound sense of shame whenever he does. it thought, why can’t I just cope like a normal person?

⟡ he keeps his regression under very tight wraps. it hates more than anything when people get the wrong idea of him, so he can’t imagine what his friends would think if they saw him in that state. he’s so afraid that they’ll think he’s some gross ageplayer, that it’ll change their perception of him forever, or that they’ll start to baby him even when he’s out of his headspace. realistically, none of these things would actually happen, but Sandbag’s anxiety prevents him from telling anyone for a long time. if anyone were to find out, it would be by accident. it knows realistically that there’s nothing wrong with its regression, but the public reception of it makes him feel like he should be ashamed of it.

⟡ but ohh… he is SO baby. the babiest of all babies. 2 at absolute most, but usually ranges around the newborn stages. overall very teary and fussy

⟡ he cannot take care of himself at all while regressed, but he has to because of his incessant refusal to tell anybody. for this reason, it usually ends up having to force itself out of its regression if he breaks something, makes a mess, or just generally needs to get himself food or do really anything that requires a certain level of maturity. but even the stuff that it can usually do with ease becomes difficult after he’s just forced himself out of his headspace, because it completely destroys the sanctity of the coping mechanism. he’s pulled out of it far too suddenly to for it to have its usual positive effects. when he does this, he usually just ends up disassociating

⟢ ‎ ‎ he DESPERATELY needs a caregiver, but that stubbornness and shame runs super deep, especially with how small he gets

⟡ oh my goodness, it’s such a bitey baby… it will teethe on just about anything in grabbing distance, especially its plushies. all of them have little teeth marks in them now

⟡ he avoided buying himself agere gear for the longest time, but once it finally does it can’t go without it

⟡ he LOVES bath time, especially bubble baths, but the hassle of actually running one and having to dry himself off once it’s out means he doesn’t have them while regressed very frequently

⟢ ‎ ‎ in its adult headspace, Sandbag only takes showers, not baths

⟡ dare I say… padded baby… but most of the time they aren’t even used because he ends up just having to pull himself back into his big headspace to change anyway

⟡ so much babbling and whining. if he were to live with anyone, they’d immediately know when he’s regressed because he’s LOUD

⟡ has a tendency to tear apart and break things when frustrated. his regression is an emotional outlet, so it can get quite physical. it once tore one of its plushies apart and cried for hours afterwards

⟡ he’s always crying out for his mama… but never has the guts to actually call her. it already feels like a disappointment to the family, he doesn’t want to seem even more pathetic than he already does to them

⟡ picks and bites at his scars until they bleed

⟡ he’s very wriggly even when he’s cozy, has to take breaks to get up and move around between episodes of the cartoons he’s watching to get some of the wriggles out

✩ age regressor ! Cobyn headcanons! ✩

⟢ ‎ ‎ NO CRIMES AU

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⟡ at first, I don’t think Cobyn would’ve known that he was regressing at all. it started off small — just a fuzzy feeling in the back of his mind, and at first, he didn’t question it. but after it started getting stronger and more frequent, they decided to do some research. after realising what was happening, he just felt relieved just to have an answer. coping is good for them, so what reason do they have to hide it?

⟢ ‎ ‎ for this reason, Cobyn is very open about his regression and doesn’t generally try to repress it, although he can get a little embarrassed regressing for the first time around someone

⟡ he gets quite small, around 3 ~ 4, but is still generally self-sufficient enough to be able to take care of himself

⟡ he’s more easily overwhelmed when little, which can lead to him being a bit teary from time to time, but they’re usually a pretty happy baby

⟡ they don’t generally speak particularly differently but they do go more quiet than usual

⟡ he loves doodling flowers on himself, you can always tell when he’s regressed recently because his arms will be covered in little flower doodles

⟡ their regression makes them super sleepy, so they spend most of their little time either relaxing in the backyard in their hammock or laying in bed. gardening is for when he’s big, he doesn’t have the energy when he’s small and doesn’t want to accidentally mess anything up

⟡ he really likes warm milk with honey, and has a baby bottle with a cute plant pattern on it that they drink it in

⟡ he always cuddles up in his mamó’s homemade blanket, it’s the only item that they can’t go without while little

⟡ the cuddliest baby ever

⟡ if he were to regress around people who didn’t know, he’d probably just excuse himself or, if they really trust the person, ask if they know about age regression and if they’d be okay with him regressing around them. they’d insist that they wouldn’t be any trouble but does inevitably end up clinging a little bit

hell yes, hit them with the period beam!!

I think Sandbag would get really bad cramps and gets super teary and emotional — like, more than usual. Vick would get irritable, Eddie would have those insanely heavy periods that makes it look like you just got stabbed, and Bones and Poppy would get the constant fatigue and exhaustion.

I feel like Vega’s acne would flare up on her period. oh and Elise’s mood swings would be BADDD.

and just because I’m feeling nice today, Cecilia can have light periods. she gives me those vibes, idk