Benny as a older brother headcanons maybe??
✩ Benny as an older brother headcanons! ✩
⟢ PRE-BET AND FORGIVE
⟡ will disappear for a few weeks out of nowhere, returns with a bunch of snacks and takes his siblings out to do something fun (and maybe slightly dangerous), then dips again
⟡ very much the fun older brother. he’s extremely irresponsible but beloved by his siblings because of how much he lets them get away with
⟡ you want five scoops of ice cream? you’re an adventurous little guy, ain’tcha? I like your spirit! (and if you vomit he is NOT going to be the one to clean it up.)
⟡ constantly giving them noogies and roughing up their hair and clothes
⟡ likes to bring his teen siblings out to abandoned parking lots to hang out
⟢ he has accidentally forgotten them there multiple times
⟡ when he was younger, he would always take the front seat of the car even if one of his siblings called shotgun before him. his excuse was always “well, I’m the oldest!”
⟡ wants in on all of the gossip and will always back you up! someone was being mean to you at school? wow, what a bitch! your parents aren’t letting you go out to that party? ehh, they’re total buzzkills, don’t listen to them.
⟡ will get into dumb fights over a packet of chips or a charger, won’t apologise, and then will come back into their room like an hour later and start showing them videos of race cars
⟡ for a littler sibling, he’ll do the classic ‘unplugging the other controller and giving it to them so they think they’re playing a video game with him’ thing
⟡ you want him to?? make you?? food??? what is he, a chef? no way, we’re ordering out. pizza’s way better anyways!
⟡ he’ll occasionally give them his t-shirts to sleep in when he doesn’t wanna do washing but nothing else is clean
⟡ will give his siblings small sips of his alcohol if they ask nicely (but for teenagers he doesn’t care, he’ll just give them some without question)
⟡ alrighttt, you can come on a drive with him if you want, but you’ve gotta promise not to throw up in his precious car!
⟡ lets his littler siblings watch cartoons that are probably way out of their age range because he doesn’t want to watch any of that cocomelon shit
⟡ but despite his frequent absences and irresponsibility, Benny really does love his siblings and constantly brags about them to Eddie