Vini Natavi Vici

Me: I LOVE the smell of chlorine

me: it's kinda hot in here

me: i don't want to change

me: now im cold

me: ohhhh cold suit....COLD SUIT

me: i really should have hung my suit up last night....

me: drag? NOT doing that today

me: *brain enters routine mode and puts on drag* welp...looks like i am wearing drag today...

me: that water looks cold

me: i dont want to get in

me: time to pretend like my goggles are being difficult

me: lets look at the warm up to kill time

me: 200IM.....hmmm dont wanna do that

me: wait why is everyone else actually getting in

me: what the hell we had an agreement

me: come on guys i thought we were protesting

me: well i suppose i should probably get in now....

me: maybe the water isnt that cold

me: NO I WAS WRONG THIS IS FUCKING ANTARCTICA

me: okayokay sprint this first 100 and maybe i'll warm up a bit

me: BAD IDEA BAD IDEAAAA

me: wait guys, we ARE protesting?

me: i hate you all

me: distance set.....no

me: i hate swimming

me: oh my god i cant breathe

me: i think im dying

me: SPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH

me: oh shit,.....fly set

me: I AM SO GOOD AT FLY I LOVE THIS

me: SOMEONE CALL THE SQUAD IM DYING

me: LIFEGUARD CANT YOU SEE IM DROWNING HERE?

me: what? practice is already over? but....i wanna keep swimming

me: oh my gosh its too cold

me: why the hell do i swim