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both are wrong, granny smith apple on top.

im going to kill you both. red delicious apples are amazing and you people arent true appleheads

we cant be friends anymore if you like red delicious apples. im sorry you like eating dry styrofoam i hope you get well soon

apples lowk suck have you guys tried hot chocolate

objectively wrong apples are awesome. like not even making a bad apple joke here i just love apples sm. unless theyre bad apples then theyre not all that great haha

im objectively right on this because fruit and veg are not part of my restrictedass diet

fuck i kicked off an #AppleWar

Hello God 🙏 I dislocated both my knees and now I have a skin infection please let all my problems leave me and enter the nearest billionaire or government official amen

Dreamt that there was a Minecraft update and the only change was if you broke a torch there was like a 1 in 5000 chance it would cause an really big explosion

Had a dream last night and all I remember from it is one person saying "I'm gonna go for a walk" and another guy saying, in a very "get a load of this guy" manner, "what he MEANS is he's gonna go jack off to photos of mushrooms"

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again sign language needs to become part of the mandatory school curriculum

These languages are endangered of going extinct! Please start learning and sharing information about them!

THEYRE BACK!

Honestly Frank Sinatra was so real when he wrote an entire song about how life is full of ups and downs only to end it with "if things aren't better by July I'm gonna kill myself" ok wait post cancelled I just looked it up what do you mean he didn't actually write any of his own songs

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.

btw this isn't solely a disability rights issue or an issue about people who are entirely unable to work. you should also be thinking about the people who are regarded as unhireable. transfems are hugely discriminated against in this way, people of color are passed over for less qualified white people, anyone who has any difficulty playing the interview game is less hireable... frankly anyone who made the mistake of pursuing the things they love and now has a degree for a niche field. if you still joke about Jobless People it's because you've fundamentally connected the worth of people to their labor, and specific labor, work that you see as valuable. and while i'm at it stop making fun of people who still live with their parents. asshole.

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

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This immediately being labeled mature I actually hate this fucking website ?!?

I like how a Servals first response to getting into a disagreement is to gently touch their opponents tits and stare into their eyes.