ride the cyclone sentence starters.
’ it turns out being told the place and time of your death in front of your family with a mouthful of corn dog at a fairground is the very opposite of fun. ’
’ i’m well aware rats cannot play musical instruments. ’
’ when you’ve been alone for as long as i have, you tend to anthropomorphize your friends. ’
’ the armrest to your left is yours. the one to your right is your neighbors. if you believe both armrests are yours exclusively, you are part of the problem. ’
’ this just shows the high standard of excellence ! even in competition against yourself, you can still walk away a loser ! ’
’ tonight, we shall raise a middle finger to that most ruthless adjudicator called time. ’
’ something doesn’t feel quite right. ’
’ how can this be fair ? ’
’ what’s the point of even suing ? ’
’ there’s nothing left to do except to rot. ’
’ i hope i wiped my browser history clean. ’
’ i did not feel safe at all .’
’ even in death, i can’t escape her ! ’
’ well played, satan, well played. ’
’ being the only gay man in a small rural high school is kind of like having a laptop in the stone age. i mean, sure, you can have one, but there’s nowhere to plug it in. ’
’ i’m really freaked out right now. ’
’ do you want to know what really freaks me out ? ’
’ when a lioness has children, she stops making love to the lion. the lion gets jealous. sometimes so jealous that he eats the children. you’d think this would upset the lioness, far from it. they make love again as if the children never existed. ’
‘ i’m going to stand a little farther away from you. okay ? ’
’ ever since i was six years old, i knew i wasn’t long for this world. ’
’ don’t interrupt, sweetie. ’
’ i am the best by any metric of society. i get that. but if that is how worth is measured, i want no part in it. ’
’ okay, it’s clear, i’m the top of this class. ’
’ fetch me a coffee, shine my shoes. ’
’ some of us are winners, some were born to lose. ’
’ he’ll rob a 7-11 and go straight to jail. ’
’ what’s he gonna do, solve a rubik’s cube ? how long’s he got if we feed him through a tube ? ’
’ he’ll never learn to read. he’s never gonna breed. he’s going to jail guaranteed, and she’s a freaky monster ! ’
’ we need a little less of them, a little more of me ! ’
’ you just told your best friend that her greatest achievement in life will be to become an organ donor. ’
’ that’s okay ! it kinda, really, super hurt, but . . . ’
’ what i did there is exactly what you shouldn’t do. ’
’ you challenged my preconceived notion that all gay dues are fun to be around. ’
’ sweet jesus christ on a bike. ’
’ i’ve seen the movie the blue angel about a billion and one times. ’
’ mom tells me i gotta try to blend in so i tried really hard to dial it back. ’
’ i wanted a man that would drive me to drink. ’
’ can you keep it in your pants for one second, you horrible succubus ? ’
’ i embrace a new man every night. ’
’ i want to be that fucked up girl. ’
’ i think i am in love with you. ’
’ i’ve heard that lie a million times before. ’
’ tell him that like him, i choose to burn out, rather than fade away. ’
’ in my country it is natural for two men to show affection by kissing. ’
’ there is a difference between affection and smut. ’
’ not every story has a lesson. ’
’ every story has a lesson except saw five. ’
’ porno ? that is a genre. that doesn’t tell a story. ’
’ i think it’s messed up that we celebrate violence and demonize the very act of love. porno is magical. ’
’ i’m never mad at you. i’m just frequently disappointed. ’
’ just cause i’m all gangsta doesn’t automatically make me a homophobe. ’
’ that shit was emotionally devastating. ’
’ i have no respect for this country. ’
’ this beat is awesome ! ’
’ i lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood. ’
’ i wanna be with you, baby. ’
’ look at me, i am physically weeping ! ’
’ and that is why not everyone should have a library card. ’
’ the world needs more poets. ’
’ and this is why you both sucked at math ! ’
’ there are no accidents. ’
’ since we’re all sharing, i would like to talk about my religion. ’
’ for lo, i am a prophet. ’
’ i guess you could say i’m pretty sexy on another planet. ’
’ who are you right now ? ’
’ we need your fantastic seed. ’
’ i know you’ve heard the legend of the sexy cat women from zolar. ’
’ won’t you please help save our galaxy ? ’
’ what would you do in my place ? ’
’ oh my goodness, what have i gotten myself into ? ’
’ i’m a lover, not a fighter ! ’
’ i wanna hold your hands. ’
’ i have no desire to rule the galaxy. to hold you close is enough for me. ’
’ i’m gonna give you the cliff notes for every prophet that ever lived: life is hard enough without making up reasons to be dicks to each other. ’
’ let’s take care of each other. ’
’ for love is the closest you can come to another person, for it’s the closest you can come to being another person. ’
’ and then peace was restored. ’
’ there’s only one commandment in my bible. don’t be a dick. ’
’ in choosing myself, that would be the ultimate dick move. ’
’ i’m the same person i always was. it’s just no one ever listened to me. ’
’ if the holy people are to be kept harmless from war, then make all people holy. ’
’ we all know the worms must be fed. ’
’ my soul. is it here ? ’
’ cruel existence was only a shame. ’
’ won’t you tell me at last who i am ? ’
’ i hear the anguish of the street. ’
’ if this is how i die, lord, why be left with no family and no friends ? ’
’ time eats all his children in the end. ’
’ this is no way to die. ’
’ isn’t there anyone to tell me who i am ? ’
’ that song is so overplayed. ’
’ how did you find the entire meaning of my life in such a phrase ? ’
’ not even the dutch speak dutch. ’
’ i’ve never been drunk before. or kissed a man. ’
’ your life was tragic. ’
’ how do we know it’s my birthday ? ’
’ it’s a fire sale in my brain and everything must go. ’
’ i was building a life and you were satisfied doing nothing. ’
’ i thought my life had meaning, turns out it didn’t. ’
’ my death has really affected me. ’
’ naturally my death has affected you ! can’t you just listen for once, without making everything about yourself ? ’
’ i lost my virginity to a carnie in a porta potty. ’
’ he had this tattoo on his forearm. it was of two skeletons having sex, and it said born to bone on the bottom of it. ’
’ after a while, i started feeling crummy about stuff. ’
’ i really wish i never thought those things. ’
’ i just wanted to do it, so i didn’t have to think about doing it anymore. ’
’ i used to think that life was just a heart breaker. it breaks til you can’t take no more. ’
’ there’s nothing wrong with being the nicest girl in town. ’
’ you knew all along i could never do it. ’
’ no one will win here, and no one can lose. ’
’ no one keeps score of how hard we tried. ’
’ your lucky number is seven. ’
