Savy's Corner

in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.

the dog im sitting this week literally sucked a hot dog out right out of the bun. just one. everything else completely untouched. i turned my back for one second to get a drink and he did some scooby doo shit to me. hand to fucking god clean surgical extraction from the bun with no signs of entry. the discretion. even the cheese under the hotdog itself was left in place. i can't even be mad honestly

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

if evil feral women are bad, why are they hot. checkmate.

Goodnight to women only. Men think about what you did.

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

bad news! i have no idea what im doing. good news! i will continue nonetheless.

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

I like to hear their interpretations of the persona that I’ve shown them

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.