I scream, You scream!

A story about a Clown

Sweet Tooth’s very own lil guy circus, now travelling Kalos! A performance where only one man comes out on top, the clown himself. Aged somewhere between middle aged and “Young as a berry”, this clown will have you wishing you never crossed paths with such an entertaining enemy. He won’t wipe your party without cracking a few jokes along the way. He’s not afraid to play dirty, but for the sake of good showman ship he’ll start off fair.

Which would be fair information if I didn’t write it myself, huh? You never know when the shows gonna start, so make sure you have your tickets ready! Or don’t! You didn’t really have a choice. Participation IS mandatory! My pronouns are He/Him, but if don’t worry about forcing the words out of your mouth when you’re warning your friends about the c-c-c-c-c-c-clown. 

[There is a ref below the lil dude intros ;o)]

What do you think? Good show? Bad show? Be honest. I don’t really like liars. 

What a magnificent turnout! I wonder who’s on the cast list?

Machete: A rather interesting looking Honedge with a bit of edge. Pretty sharp, if ya know what I mean.

Mimo: A Mr. Mime with a wonderful outfit! A Fire/Psychic type with a cute outfit to match her trainer’s, what’s not to love!

Vani: A Strawberry Flavored Vanillite with a very creative name! Cherry on top and sprinkles! 

Pretty Kitty: A sylveon that isn’t really expected to fight, just to look pretty for the show! All dressed up with the cutest little outfit, they’re the perfect distraction for any ambush. (to be designed) 

Dizzy: They say no two Spinda are alike, but they can be if you make yourself dizzy enough! This dude’s all dressed up in his clown best! A classic puffy little outfit that’s sure to make you forget the trainer behind him. (to be designed) 

Squishy: A Banette with a rather silly look to her. There’s no time like the present, and Squishy’s little tricks will have you rolling on the ground with laughter! (to be designed) 

now for some ooc info.

hi! names padfoot! i am an adult, so this entire blog is adult run. this is my first time running something like this on tumblr!!! so i am very excited! Sweet Tooth is adapted from the Twisted Metal series! I say adapted because he has been tweaked just a bit to fit the setting, but he’s still a loveable evil clown either way. everything will be tagged either with basic pkmnirl or rp tags :)

as far as everything goes, the concept of adapting him in this way, his design, and his first three pokemon are all credited to @moderator-monnie and @lazy-charlie ! the current pfp and the forever existing reference art was done by lazy-charlie! 

pfp and banner will be updated with the full cast at some point or another, but for now its just the truck and such. the other three pokemon will be drawn up and posted whenever i’m able to do digital art again, so far now text based description is all you get :( 

dni is basic, no nsfw (suggestive is ok!!!), no type of hate fuelled phobias, no slurs, no zoos maps or drama starters.  if i dont respond please dont get too upset about it, i will try and make responses to everyone that i can but if i miss you feel free to try again! just dont spam. as stated, i am an adult so i do have an adult life i need to tend too alongside this silly little project. 

for now responses will remain text, in the future some may be drawn if i cant find the words for things but we will see!

messages are open for rp requests, story building, or things like that :3 please respect that i am free to deny, block, or ignore any requests that make me uncomfortable. 

I'd be careful out there. You never know whose watching. Waiting. Listening.

See you soon, audience.

I have a question have you ever lost a pokemon battle??

Know me personally, I've almost lost one but it was a gym leader, but me and my partner figured it out

There's a slight pause as he clears his throat.

"Now, Clowns and Mimes, ol' SweetTooth's got a quizzical question for ya. If you had to chose between all your battle buddies, who would you prefer to dress up all clown like?? For me, everyone but Machete follows dress code. Machete is special. Machete is like my right hand… Hand. Like my arm…"

"Call or mail in your answers listeners!! I'll be waiting. Watching. Observing."

"ANYWAAAAY! This has been a short broadcast from your favorite clown!!! More to come!!! It's only short because I have some… things. To do. Have a good day, listeners!"

There's a bit of shuffling.

"HELLO, HELLO AND WELCOME! My name is Sweet Tooth, and I am here to bless YOUR ears with Top Tier Entertainment. Audio style, of course. Who doesn't love a good radio show!!"

"On todays retelling, I'm gonna tell you all a story about a clown. One day, a couple months ago actually, a clown woke up in a forest surrounded by trees. His first words, 'I CAN'T BELEAF THIS!!'. This clown got himself up, scratching at his gorgeous flaming head and trying to jog his memory. Then, he gave up because he saw a funny little Mr. Mime and adopted it as his partner in crime. Moral of the story? My hair is HOT!! LITERALLY! IT'S ACTUAL FIRE!"

He clears his throat.

"But I'm not here to tell heart warming, personal stories. Noo no, I just got bored. But YOU dearest listener can help me cure my boredom!! If you happen to think to yourself 'Why do I hear an icecream truck??' You better do two things!

First, GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.

And Second, Prepare to be entertained or become the entertainment."

"SEE YOU ON THE ROAD, or path, TRAINERS, GYM LEADERS, AND TRAVELERS ALIKE!! SWEET TOOTHS COMIN' TO TOWN!!"

"YOU SEEM LIKE A [stand up comedian] SO I'LL LOOK PAST THAT!"

"I'M CURIOUS THOUGH, [ow] IS YOUR [bald, bald, bald ham] ON FIRE?" "DOSEN'T IT [it hurts] OR SOMETHING?"

"HAH! HAHAHAHAHHA! I consider myself a pretty funny guy!! Speaking of funny, aren't you a funny lookin fella?! Nooo, no it doesn't hurt at all, what a funny question! It feels... Enlightening. Keeps me fired up and ready for a showdown!!

-Gamzee ( @still-capricious )

"HONK."

huuullooooo??? one ice cream, please? extra ice!

It's hard to tell if he's excited or put off by the request, bit he prepares it for you the best he can anyway

"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit, got it? Icecream doesn't need THIS much ice. BUUUT... I can't turn down a request from a clown in need. Hope it's chill enough for you!"

"LAUGH."