ring-a-dean-dean!

apparently the eyewear counter at costco really don't like when you ask if they have any frames that are "total cumshot bait"

and if i said Jeff and Abed’s friendship was The Whole Point

“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

being in a niche tumblr fandom really skews your perception of reality because all the time i see people post smth about dean and my brain goes Ah Yes, Bald Queer Man With Glasses and Dalmatian Obsession

what if i said jeff and shirley should have had sex. what then. what if i said that their relationship with each other did the most for their respective character developments. what if i said their dynamic is insanely compelling and criminally under-explored. what if.

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

hallelujah, here i go again

I just love seeing people I follow go through hyperfixations. Like, “you go, you little neurodivergent maniac”, as I scroll past 15 reblogged posts in a row of the same scene but in different gif sets with tiny different nuances.

im inviting you to my birthday dinner to talk about sucking dick and cock