concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can't keep happening