Coyote

I finally got my hands on a 2005 furby!! They are so rare in brasil I almost cried!!!

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

this is all i can think of at the moment, but i’ll be adding on to this as the day continues.

A TikTok I made

Video description:

Short clip of a white person (Sapphire) sitting down plays. They wear an orange sweater, shorts, a knee sleeve and hold a cane. Behind them is their bedroom. They swivel slightly on the chair as Adrianne Lenkers’ “Forwards Beckon Rebound” plays in the backround.

The largest text says “As we organize, remember accessibility is more vital than ever. When access to healthcare is threatened, disabilities will be cause and worsened at a much higher rate.”

There are lots of little text blurbs surrounding it, all of different colors. They read as follows, top to bottom:

“Ask your community organizers what they’re doing to ensure disabled people can attend and participate.”

“Having a speaking event? Consider investing in an interpreter, or even just making a PowerPoint to make following along easier.”

“You’re organizing an event? Make sure your venue is accessible to mobility aid users, neurodivergent people, and ppl (people) with seizure disorders.”

“Is your community compiling gender neutral bathrooms? Ensure accessibility is listed with them.”

“Carry snacks with you. It comes in handy more often than you know.”

“Ensure your marches take mobility aid accessible paths”

“Be a voice when asked. If you’re not sure, just ask us if we’d like you to speak up for us.”

This might actually be the political fuck-up of the century. Our politicians are all 900 year old crypt keepers who probably turn off their computers by unplugging them from the wall. Were there a single synapse in their decrepit domes focused on something besides their next payday, they might have thought twice about challenging Millennials and Zoomers on the internet. I repeat, ON THE INTERNET. Oh to have the confidence of an octogenarian born into generational wealth.

Something I need people to understand is the "security threat" doesn't just stop at data. The mere act of normal Chinese and American citizens interacting scares the shit out of governments on both sides. I'm already seeing videos from folks here in the US talking about how shocked they were at the grocery hauls in China, and how much they could get with very little. Chinese people are watching Americans absolutely dog walk their own government and talk it for filth. People are having fun.

All rich people had to do was remember the deal. Americans are terrible people. If they had just paid folks enough to buy a house, an electric car, and a vacation once a year they'd sit in front of the TV in a docile fugue state while the wealthy shoved their boots up the ass of the global south. Now who knows what's going to happen. I just know it's a testament to how done with Mark Zuckerberg's ass people are that they're rather learn Mandarin than go back to Facebook.

Then a couple years later I got a fortune-telling kit that included a pendulum. You hold the pendulum over a piece of paper that says "yes" and "no" and ask a question, and whichever way the pendulum moves is the answer.