I'm Your Sweetest Poison

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

12. “I killed him.” 

@sweetacidrain

Cass sat on the stairs and tried not to look at the body in the living room but she wasn’t sure what she was supposed to do. Was she supposed to call the police? Would that come back on Jace? She didn’t know so all she could do was sit on the stairs and wait for him to come through the door. Of course she’d called him when the banging on the door started and she’d put the kids up in Delilah’s room since she had the little cubby in her closet but Cass hadn’t expected this. She ran a shaky hand through her hair at the sound of a car pulling up followed by someone running up the stairs and pushing the front door open. As soon as their eyes met Cass looked away towards the living room. “I killed him.” There was no emotion in her voice as she motioned to the gun sitting on the step next to her. She’d perfectly positioned herself half way up the stairs so that no one would get to her children if someone else came. “Del and Levi are in her room. I got them up there before he came in… the back door is broken.”  There was a pause as she took a breath. “I didn’t call anyone. I didn’t…. I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.”

“I protected the kids.” Cass repeated with a nod. That was all she could think about when she realized someone was trying to get into the house. Her children were in danger and she wasn’t going to let anyone hurt them. But she had never expected to pull the trigger. Reaching up she let her hand rest on top of his and kept her focus on her husband until Malia started to speak. “So… should I have called the cops? I panicked I called you and I shot him when he came in and wouldn’t leave. I told him to leave.” She watched Malia and Marcus for a moment before closing her eyes at the kiss on her forehead. Slowly she shook her head. “No. I was scared I thought he was coming to hurt them and I just reacted.” After a moment she slowly pulled away before standing. “They’re in the closet in the little cubby I told Del we were playing hide and seek and not to come out until you found them.” It really was the perfect spot between the clothes hanging up and anyone that didn’t know it was there would just overlook it which always made her feel like they would be safe there.

“We can call the cops now if you want. You can call your dad. We’ll be fine. It was self defense and he broke into our home. You did what you had to do to protect yourself and the kids. If you don’t want to involve the cops, we don’t have to. Marcus and Malia can take care of it right now.” Jace watched her stand up so he stood with her, listening to what she said. He gave a slight nod of his head and started to head upstairs. “I’ll go get them and put them in our room. Go lay down and I’ll bring them to you while I handle all this, okay? You did good Cass.” He headed up to Del’s room and made his way to the closet where he found his daughter and son hiding. “I found you!” Del giggled and Levi lifted his arms, showing he wanted to be picked up. Jace reached down and lifted his son into his arms and then took Del’s hand in his. “Alright, let’s go lay down with mommy.” He brought the kids to the bedroom and put them on their bed where they made themselves comfortable.

Cass had never been more thankful that Delilah was sleeping through the night then on a night like this. It was one thing for Jace to just be out late it was another to have him not come home and not call to tell her he was okay while she was up every few hours to feed Levi. One thing she had learned early on with their little girl was that kids cold sense when she was upset and they just seemed to wake up more. So she really was doing her best to try and be calm but she was irritated. So when Jace came into their bedroom smelling like liquor she was more than mad. “Nice of you to notice.” She mumbled before turning her back to him when he took a seat on the bed. “Oh how fantastic. You aren’t covered in blood. You smell like a seedy dive bar and didn’t call me back to say you were okay… but at least there’s no blood.” Cass rolled her eyes before pointing at the door. “You’re on the couch Jace.”

Jace only partly listened to Cass while he took his shoes off, tossing them aside once they were off. Next he pulled off his shirt and tossed that to the side as well before turning and looking at Cass who now had her back facing him. “Oh come on Cass.” He reached over and pulled her towards him slightly so she was on her back instead of having it face him. He placed an arm on the other side of her and he looked down at her, bright blue eyes gazing down at her under him. He leaned down and started to kiss along her neck, murmuring against her skin as he did. “You don’t really want me to sleep on the couch, do you baby?” Every now and then his teeth grazed her skin and his lips started to trail down towards her collarbone.

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12. “I killed him.” 

@sweetacidrain

Cass sat on the stairs and tried not to look at the body in the living room but she wasn’t sure what she was supposed to do. Was she supposed to call the police? Would that come back on Jace? She didn’t know so all she could do was sit on the stairs and wait for him to come through the door. Of course she’d called him when the banging on the door started and she’d put the kids up in Delilah’s room since she had the little cubby in her closet but Cass hadn’t expected this. She ran a shaky hand through her hair at the sound of a car pulling up followed by someone running up the stairs and pushing the front door open. As soon as their eyes met Cass looked away towards the living room. “I killed him.” There was no emotion in her voice as she motioned to the gun sitting on the step next to her. She’d perfectly positioned herself half way up the stairs so that no one would get to her children if someone else came. “Del and Levi are in her room. I got them up there before he came in... the back door is broken.”  There was a pause as she took a breath. “I didn’t call anyone. I didn’t.... I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.”

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when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.