Not Now Bro I'm romanticizing vampirism

Stockholm syndrome is a kink if you have enough abandonment issues

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.