Danny sped through the ghost zone, wincing slightly from his many injuries. Sam and Tucker warned him that something like this could happen, but noooo, he just had to visit the Far Frozen by himselfâŚand now Walkerâs goons were after him.
It was the edge of the Far Frozen, which meant that Frostbite and his people werenât there to protect him. He had to admit, Walker was pretty smart not to set his minions after him until he was alone somewhere without help. One of said goons shot at him, and Danny bit his tongue to suppress a groan.
Danny spotted a cluster of floating glaciers nearby. Maybe he could outmaneuver the ghosts if he sped through it; he did seem more agile than them. Making up his mind, he sped toward the cluster, zigzagging through each piece of ice and rock until the guards chasing him could no longer be seen from over his shoulder. He sighed in relief and leaned against a rock, but his paranoia told him to keep going, just in case. So, he did.
And he found the weirdest fucking thing.
In the middle of the frozen wasteland wasâŚa desert. A tiny island of hot sand in the middle of the FAR FROZEN. Danny raised his eyebrows and approached the island out of curiousity.
On closer inspection, he found a house in the middle of the small sahara. It was a nice little concrete building, nice place to liveâŚif you ignored the inverted-color minion costume guarding the door.
âWhat. The fuck,â said Danny and floated a little closer to the minion. He tapped it, and it fell to the side, conforming that the costume was empty.
Danny narrowed his eyes. He recognized this minionâhe was pretty sure he saw it somewhereâŚOh, yeah! He laughed. Of course, the strangeness of this place became explainable once he realized it belonged to one of the weirdos at the Phandom Phight Club. The minion costume was from the âworst outfitâ round. Who had worn it again? Voidetrap? Heâs pretty sure that was her name.
Danny shook his head. That day did not need reliving. He looked up in an effort to clear his head, and instead he found something alarming. Walkerâs guards had made it through the shield of glaciers and were looking around for him.
âShit,â he muttered. He was about to take off, but stopped and eyed the house next to him. He still wasnât entirely sure of his 'Phandomââs alignment, but they did seem to like himâŚ
He knocked at the door. When nobody answered, he pushed aside the fallen minion and kicked down the doorâor, well, was going to, but it turned out to be unlocked. Man, the Phans really are all idiots.
He hastily shut the door behind him just as one of the ghosts turned his gaze in his direction. There was a lock after all, and he locked the door. He slunk down and shut his eyes, exhausted from the adrenaline.
When he opened his eyes again, a ghost was standing two inches away from him.
Danny yelled and got up. He relaxed slightly when he took in the ghostâs black eyes and flowing space hair and realized it was the owner of this lair. She seemed giddy to see him.
âYouâre Danny Phantom,â Void pointed out, vibrating fromâŚexcitement? Joy? He just hoped she was asexual like the majority of the Phandom, because he did NOT want to deal with a craved fangirl. âDanny Phantom is in my lair.â
âYeah, sorry about breaking in,â he replied.
âOh, no, itâs fine! I saw Walkerâs minions pursuing you.â
âYeah, minionsâŚâ He narrowed his eyes at her, still unsure about trusting her sanity with the minion costume still outside.
He didnât have time to think about it, though, because a knock sounded at the door. Void moved around himâcareful not to touch himâand looked through the peephole. The look of alarm on her face when she turned back to him confirmed his fear.
âQuickâhide!â she whispered. Danny didnât need to be told twice. He rushed toward a closet, but Void stopped him by holding out her hands and whisper-yelling, âNo, not in there!â
Another knock sounded at the door, but this time it sounded less polite and more like the person wanted to forcefully slam the door open. Good thing Danny locked the door when he entered.
Void bit her lip in hesitation for a second before she sighed and opened the closet door. âFine, get in!â she said and pushed him inside. He managed to catch a glimpse of something green inside before she slammed the door shut, shrouding him in darkness.
Man was this closet was dark. Somehow, no light could be seen at all, even from the door slits. It was as if a void resided hereâwhich Danny guessed was appropriate, considering the ghostâs name. He imagined how it would be like if he got void powers when he grew up, and he inwardly chuckled. Yeah, like that would make any sense.
Still, the darkness was starting to get suffocating. If no light came in, then surely no light could get out, right? Pleased with this reasoning, he ignited one of his hands with ecto-fire, effectively shedding light around him.
It took all his self-control not to scream then and there.
In the closet with him wasâŚShrek. Well, a Shrek costume. Man, what is it with this ghost and weird costumes? He thought about the Shrek dancers back during the Phight Club, but this Shrek was slightly different. It had what appeared to be cool shades on its face, andâŚwere those fidget spinner printouts taped on it?
The closet door suddenly opened, and Danny had to cover his eyes from the sudden onset of light. âSorry about waitingâheâs gone,â Void said, smiling at him. Her smile fell when she saw his facial expression, and her eyes drifted to the Shrek costume beside him. âOh. I guess you want an explanation for that.â
âWell, I meanâŚâ Did he really want to know?
âWhatever, Iâm telling it anyway,â she announced. Straightening up, she added, âI am @lexoswampus .â
ââŚâ Danny furrowed his brows. Lexo-who? âThatâŚdoesnât really explain anythââ
âIâve been Swampus this whole time,â she continued on, only this time she wasnât looking at Danny; she was staring at where the camera would have been had they been in a TV show. âI played you all like a Nintendo Switch.â
âYeah, I still donât know what youâre talking about, also who are you talking to?â
Void finally looked back at Danny at grinned. âOh, you donât need to know.â
Danny frowned. âRight. Well. If you donât have anything else to tell me, Iâll just be going nowâŚâ
âOh, sure, you can go,â Void answered. âFeel free to visit any time, though!â
âYeahâŚsureâŚâ He left the fuck out of the house.
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