danny phantom au where the only food anyone is ever shown eating is raw onionsÂ
w-what
The Skreckoning
weâre never gonna forget about @lexosaurusâs vore fic huh

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Origami Around
Peter Solarz
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER
Three Goblin Art
todays bird
almost home

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@swampusplanet
danny phantom au where the only food anyone is ever shown eating is raw onionsÂ
w-what
The Skreckoning
weâre never gonna forget about @lexosaurusâs vore fic huh

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danny phantom au but its all ogre now
happy dannypocalypse everyone
Danny Phantom Phandom spoilers but I give you no context
in 10 years from now weâll be trying to decipher these like theyâre hieroglyphics
Donât forget
a weird shrek-related dream i had months ago that wouldnt leave my memory
(i posted this on discord but @tourettesservicedog told me to share it on tumblr so here u go)
ok so. in this dream the shrek timeline took place years after harry potter. then one day shrek time travels to the past (idk why) and lands in the harry potter universe. he sees all these people going against voldemort and decides they suck at revolution, so he stays in that time period to help them fight him. he ends up marrying an older version of luna lovegood and having 2 kids + adopting Neville with her. but now that he has kids he doesnt want to go back to his regular time, so he stays in the hp universe. however, because time was altered, shrek the movie never happened. fiona is still in the tower and donkey died for some reason??? (there was a very vivid part of the dream where shrek looked in the distance and said in a soft, sad voice, "Donkey......." as a semitransparent flashback of donkey's face appeared onscreen, and then it faded and shrek said "it's ok he's in hell now") anyway, at some point in the dream shrek and his wife luna come across a mermaid, except the mermaid was actually shrek's ex gf and she was pissed at seeing him. she had magic abilities and she told shrek she will curse him with tapeworm, but instead his stomach turned into a frog. for some reason tho the frog also had teleportation powers and now shrek can teleport. so basically, shrek became a teleporting voldemort fighter while donkey was dead and in hell

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Somebody once told me
The disasteroid's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest ghost to go after
But they were looking pretty sick
With their gadgets and their tech
Yelling "Masters Blasters stop disasters!"
Well, the ghosts start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to my powers and I hit the portal running
Didn't make sense to keep my ghost half
You save the day but the people laugh
So little left for me to do
So what's wrong with letting my ghost powers through?
I'm never gonna glow again
Never gonna go ghost again
Hey now, the disasteroid
Is coming in two weeks
Hey now, the disasteroid
But I'm human, I'm weak
And all those rockets are null
Only Danny Phantom can save us all
The disasteroid's getting close, and they say it gets closer
They tried to destroy it but it wouldn't get smaller
And the meteor men beg to tell us
It's gonna destroy our planet
The time we have left is slipping away
The earth will be destroyed, so Vlad might as well say,
"I'm actually Plasmius; I am a half-ghost
I'll save the planet if you give me gold"
Hey now, the disasteroid
Vlad will stop it...wait, damn
Hey now, the disasteroid
It is ectoranium
And all those ghost moves are null
Ghost powers won't work on it at all
Somebody once asked
How will we stop this thing's path?
It's pretty much indestructable
Danny said I have a concept
I could bring some ghosts myself
And we'll turn the earth intangible
Well, the disasteroid's coming and it won't stop coming
Fed to myself and I hit the portal running
Didn't make sense not to get some ghosts
The ghost zone and earth are tied pretty close
So many ghosts, so many zaps
I think I'm getting my ghost powers back
You'll never know if you don't go (ghost)
You'll never know if you don't glow
Hey now, the disasteroid
Will pass through phantom planet
Hey now, the disasteroid
Is all gone now, we did it
And all those ghosts were big help
Danny Phantom won and saved the world
Hey now, Danny Phantom
They built statues of you
Hey now, Danny Phantom
Your friend Sam's now your boo
And all those people now know
Fenton's Phantom and he's going ghost
SHREK is love SHREK is life
Iâm going OGRE
danny phantom au where the main character is shrek
Heâs an ogre.
Shreky Phantom
Shreky Phantom
Yo Shreky he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine.
It was designed to view a swamp unseen
(Gunna kill them all cuz heâs Shreky Phantom)
when it didnât quite work
his folks they just quit
but Shrek took a look inside of it.
There was a great big flash and every thing just changedHis molecules got all rearranged
Phantom
Phantom
When he first woke up he realized
He had glowing green skin
And smelt like an onion.
He could walk through swamps, burp and kill.
He was much more unique then the other guy
And it was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the magical creatures that were coming through
(Heâs here to kill for me and you)
Heâs gunna kill them all cuz heâs Shreky Phantom
Gunna kill them all cuz heâs Shreky Phantom
Gunna kill them all cuz heâs
Shreky Phantom
i love you
Lexovorus vs. Dannyphandump:Â Epilogue
Note: This one is mostly under the cut because it got a little long and I donât want to clog anyoneâs dash, but if you want to know who Vorus is, youâll want to at least scroll to the last section :)))
The stadium was in chaos. Â Vorus had disappeared from the ring after the phight, but not before leaving an ominous âSOONâ hanging in the air.
âIâm probably going to regret this, but you and Bug are in charge,â Vic said quickly as she shrugged on her jacket.
âOkay, Iâm down for that, but what are you doing?â Â Lexx asked. Â âYouâre not gonna take on Vorus too, are you?â
âNot exactly.â Â Vicâs lips pressed into a thin line; her eyes grew brighter. Â âIâm going to get Tali back.â
âBut sheâŚâ
âSheâs not gone,â Vic snapped. Â âSheâs not.â
âDude, chill,â Lexx raised her hands, one still holding her smoothie. Â âJust be careful, alright? Â Bug and I will hold down the fort.â
âGood.â Vic nodded. She hadnât expected to need to call on the other two phandom moms so soon, but it was good to know there were still people she could count on.
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE
DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN
HE SAID
SON WHEN
YOU GO IN
WOULD YOU PLEASE
PUT ON YOUR HAZMAT SUIT
AND DONâT TURN THIS THING ON
THATS NOT BLACK PARADE THATS ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH
HEY NOW
YOUâRE A HALF GHOST
GET YOUR THERMOS
THROW SHADE

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Lexx IDs
Only publicly revealed Lexxes are on this list. If any information is wrong, or if Iâve missed any revealed Lexxes, please let me know!
@arachnosaurusââ is @artistically-gayâ
@dr-lexxoshmirtz is @duckapusâ
@lexazulus is @cluelessintheusa
@lexobotus is @duncte123â and @dovahnicky
@lexobutchus is @ceciliaspen
@lexochorusâ is @wolfsongroarâ
@lexoconfusedus is @deredereart
@lexocrisisâ is @dannyphandumpâ
@lexod-o-t-susâ is @asandygravesâ
@lexodoorus is @nhfâ
@lexoendus is @thetribalmoth
lexogorgeous (@q-gorgeousâ) is @quishaphantomâ
@lexononymousâ is @relatable-ninjaâ
@lexosaveusâ is @sonicgrl01â
@lexoscarerus-deactivated2019021â is @dovahnickyâ
@lexosnorusâ is @asandygraves
@lexosharkus is @reallydumbdannyphantomaus
@lexospaceboiâ is @sonicgrl01â
@lexoswampus is @voidetrap
@lexoswarmusâ is @asandygravesâ
@lexohorsesâ is @ghosttrolls-auâ
@lexohsaurusâ is @etherealtulipâ
lexolazrus (@kinglazrusâ) is @unluckyalisâ
@lexolearnusâ is @five-riversâ
@lexoluvrus is @dovahnickyâ
@lexonorus is @jl-artsandcreations
@lexperantoâ is @illusn
@lex0saurus is @artistically-gay
@lexxjustlexx is @going-dead
@lexxomummous is @spacegravedoodles
@lexx-2point0 is @all-hail-trash-princeâ
@suruasoexel is @phantasmapurple9â
@yourfaveislexovorusâ is @asandygraves
@yourfaveissecretlylexosaurusâ is @asandygraves
@valexxtineâ is @asandygravesâ
Danny sped through the ghost zone, wincing slightly from his many injuries. Sam and Tucker warned him that something like this could happen, but noooo, he just had to visit the Far Frozen by himselfâŚand now Walkerâs goons were after him.
It was the edge of the Far Frozen, which meant that Frostbite and his people werenât there to protect him. He had to admit, Walker was pretty smart not to set his minions after him until he was alone somewhere without help. One of said goons shot at him, and Danny bit his tongue to suppress a groan.
Danny spotted a cluster of floating glaciers nearby. Maybe he could outmaneuver the ghosts if he sped through it; he did seem more agile than them. Making up his mind, he sped toward the cluster, zigzagging through each piece of ice and rock until the guards chasing him could no longer be seen from over his shoulder. He sighed in relief and leaned against a rock, but his paranoia told him to keep going, just in case. So, he did.
And he found the weirdest fucking thing.
In the middle of the frozen wasteland wasâŚa desert. A tiny island of hot sand in the middle of the FAR FROZEN. Danny raised his eyebrows and approached the island out of curiousity.
On closer inspection, he found a house in the middle of the small sahara. It was a nice little concrete building, nice place to liveâŚif you ignored the inverted-color minion costume guarding the door.
âWhat. The fuck,â said Danny and floated a little closer to the minion. He tapped it, and it fell to the side, conforming that the costume was empty.
Danny narrowed his eyes. He recognized this minionâhe was pretty sure he saw it somewhereâŚOh, yeah! He laughed. Of course, the strangeness of this place became explainable once he realized it belonged to one of the weirdos at the Phandom Phight Club. The minion costume was from the âworst outfitâ round. Who had worn it again? Voidetrap? Heâs pretty sure that was her name.
Danny shook his head. That day did not need reliving. He looked up in an effort to clear his head, and instead he found something alarming. Walkerâs guards had made it through the shield of glaciers and were looking around for him.
âShit,â he muttered. He was about to take off, but stopped and eyed the house next to him. He still wasnât entirely sure of his 'Phandomââs alignment, but they did seem to like himâŚ
He knocked at the door. When nobody answered, he pushed aside the fallen minion and kicked down the doorâor, well, was going to, but it turned out to be unlocked. Man, the Phans really are all idiots.
He hastily shut the door behind him just as one of the ghosts turned his gaze in his direction. There was a lock after all, and he locked the door. He slunk down and shut his eyes, exhausted from the adrenaline.
When he opened his eyes again, a ghost was standing two inches away from him.
Danny yelled and got up. He relaxed slightly when he took in the ghostâs black eyes and flowing space hair and realized it was the owner of this lair. She seemed giddy to see him.
âYouâre Danny Phantom,â Void pointed out, vibrating fromâŚexcitement? Joy? He just hoped she was asexual like the majority of the Phandom, because he did NOT want to deal with a craved fangirl. âDanny Phantom is in my lair.â
âYeah, sorry about breaking in,â he replied.
âOh, no, itâs fine! I saw Walkerâs minions pursuing you.â
âYeah, minionsâŚâ He narrowed his eyes at her, still unsure about trusting her sanity with the minion costume still outside.
He didnât have time to think about it, though, because a knock sounded at the door. Void moved around himâcareful not to touch himâand looked through the peephole. The look of alarm on her face when she turned back to him confirmed his fear.
âQuickâhide!â she whispered. Danny didnât need to be told twice. He rushed toward a closet, but Void stopped him by holding out her hands and whisper-yelling, âNo, not in there!â
Another knock sounded at the door, but this time it sounded less polite and more like the person wanted to forcefully slam the door open. Good thing Danny locked the door when he entered.
Void bit her lip in hesitation for a second before she sighed and opened the closet door. âFine, get in!â she said and pushed him inside. He managed to catch a glimpse of something green inside before she slammed the door shut, shrouding him in darkness.
Man was this closet was dark. Somehow, no light could be seen at all, even from the door slits. It was as if a void resided hereâwhich Danny guessed was appropriate, considering the ghostâs name. He imagined how it would be like if he got void powers when he grew up, and he inwardly chuckled. Yeah, like that would make any sense.
Still, the darkness was starting to get suffocating. If no light came in, then surely no light could get out, right? Pleased with this reasoning, he ignited one of his hands with ecto-fire, effectively shedding light around him.
It took all his self-control not to scream then and there.
In the closet with him wasâŚShrek. Well, a Shrek costume. Man, what is it with this ghost and weird costumes? He thought about the Shrek dancers back during the Phight Club, but this Shrek was slightly different. It had what appeared to be cool shades on its face, andâŚwere those fidget spinner printouts taped on it?
The closet door suddenly opened, and Danny had to cover his eyes from the sudden onset of light. âSorry about waitingâheâs gone,â Void said, smiling at him. Her smile fell when she saw his facial expression, and her eyes drifted to the Shrek costume beside him. âOh. I guess you want an explanation for that.â
âWell, I meanâŚâ Did he really want to know?
âWhatever, Iâm telling it anyway,â she announced. Straightening up, she added, âI am @lexoswampus .â
ââŚâ Danny furrowed his brows. Lexo-who? âThatâŚdoesnât really explain anythââ
âIâve been Swampus this whole time,â she continued on, only this time she wasnât looking at Danny; she was staring at where the camera would have been had they been in a TV show. âI played you all like a Nintendo Switch.â
âYeah, I still donât know what youâre talking about, also who are you talking to?â
Void finally looked back at Danny at grinned. âOh, you donât need to know.â
Danny frowned. âRight. Well. If you donât have anything else to tell me, Iâll just be going nowâŚâ
âOh, sure, you can go,â Void answered. âFeel free to visit any time, though!â
âYeahâŚsureâŚâ He left the fuck out of the house.
@d-o-t-s @yourfaveissecretlyalexxblog
i want updates on ghostgothgeek's funeral
@ghostgothgeek has been formally buried in Saint Johns Cemetery and Ice-cream shop, though she is still fighting for her right to live and exist on this realm the current details of the legal battle are beyond our vision. She really put up quite the fight. Her body has been donated to The Flesh as of last night.
RIP Steph . You were a Great Person and a Wonderful Source for Shrek Memes . May you have a Good Afterlife in the Ghost Zone . u_u
@d-o-t-s
Everywhere, Lexx IDs are thrown
Their true faces all being shown
But ere I show mine, let us try
To solve more hints before goodbye
I see Lexxâs tweets, and she mine
The unspelled fruit Iâd never dine
My ghostâs companion likes to scream
Golf came to me once in a dream
Iâve said enough. now, can you see
Which phandom blog is really me?

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bonus footage from that 11/10 quality content package @ghostgothgeek sent me!
this will haunt me forever
I am Gladâ˘
This is so cursed and I kinda want one
The meaning behind each color & symbolÂ
white: the beginning of the lexxpocalypse
yellow: the great joy and delight weâve hadÂ
orange: the creativity required to come up with all the puzzles & riddlesÂ
burnt orange: our plans for chaotic phandom dominationÂ
grey: the self-discipline required to keep a lexx blog secret
black: death, the formal end of the lexxpocalypseÂ
vlad: the all-seeing eyes of detective d-o-t-s
fire: the love of chaos that burns in all our hearts
fidget spinners: the seemingly endless reign of the mighty lexx
ghost: in remembrance of our fallen brethrenÂ