Don’t Call Me A Fanatic, It’s Such A Negative Word

Vlad, I'm so FUCKING sick of seeing your face around this Denny's!

So tonight, it's you vs me, Danny Phantom. Right here in this Denny's parking lot.

While everyone votes for their favorite alternate Phantom Planet endings, I will be kicking your ass. I have the power of god and shitposts on my side, and all you have is the power of being sad and alone.

So meet me back here tonight, and we'll fight it out once and for all! And to the rest of you, GO CHOOSE YOUR FINALIST AND SMALL FINALIST WINNERS!

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Apologies, my lovely patrons, for the intrusion. There was an...unexpected guest here...

As you may notice, I, Vlad Masters, have once again extended the operating time of this Denny's to honor the SEMI-FINALS of the Phight Club!

This round features some of the best motivational signs that one might find in the Ghost Zone.

Not that any of you citizens have been to the ghost zone, but just imagine what it may have.

We are down to the final four and this voting ends in one day, so choose wisely.

(And don't forget Jack Fenton, DANNY FENTON'S FATHER!)

I finally made it!

Yeah, uh, sorry about the previous...events. But don't worry! I, Danny Phantom, am here so I promise things will be nice and normal now!

Anyway, voting for the fourth* round of phight club is happening RIGHT NOW! So come down to the Denny's and vote for your favorite shitposts.

And if your name is Plasmius, then your order of pancakes will come with a side of hair on the house. That's the Phantom guarantee!

Oh, and while I have you here, if someone can tell Mr. Lancer to give Danny Fenton a perfect score on his next essay, that would be great!

That's all, folks. This form will be open for 24 hours so GO VOTE!

Hello, citizens of Amity Park. It is I, Vlad Masters, here with an important announcement for you all!

Due to some unfortunate circumstances involving the bumbling oaf Jack Fenton and a bazooka, I have purchased this local Denny's diner. I hope to use my new power as the owner of this fine establishment to bring an era of peace and FDA approved meals!

And because I'm such a selfless and caring person, I have decided to open up the Denny's for the third round of voting for the Phandom Phight Club where we will be taking a look at some of Amity's finest merchandise for the hero—bleh, sorry, I mean the wonderful local ghost, Danny Phantom. Who I, of course, adore dearly.

(extra under the cut: just the little ghosty messager background because I love it so much)

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