just smoked a seriously orwellian blunt

can you please come pick up your industrial gf she's had one bottle of smirnoff ice and won't stop talking about how badly she wants to impregnate trent reznor. she tried to put kmfdm on the bluetooth speaker. if she stays here any longer i'm not getting any pussy tonight.

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

Did they make a bitch up for squidward I have never seen that character before in my life

i think shes from the squid ethnostate

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

wow…. mood lighting…. wooden tables….. what is this place, some kinda skyrim tavern? a tavern straight out of the elder scrolls v: skyrim?

When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god