If you chug a bottle of Tequila on December 31st at 11:57:32, you’ll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start your new year off at rock bottom so you can only go up.

It’s hard to “live” when you spend every day trying to survive.

I’m……………the 1930s,

Explain

every time I️ get insecure abt my body I️ remind myself how damn good it would look carved in marble

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯