Old Soul

Please, you still look like you could be my big sister. 

Looks like Spring cleaning’s gonna have to happen a bit early, huh? 

Ah, but you also just said you didn’t dislike me. So perchance you just may like me after all.

I do like you, but not like that. I like you as a friend.

You’re practically blushing right now! So come on. Spill the deets. Who got lucky in your pants?

No one! Not ye- I mean, I have a boyfriend. Wren asked me out a few days ago. 

Tell me again what the difference between being attractive and handsome are?

Being handsome merely means looking good - but that doesn't make you attractive. Attraction is so much more than that - personality, perspective, et cetera. 

Look at you, Sutton, all agreeing with me in stealing something. Things have changed with you. Is it maybe, perhaps, quite possibly, just almost infinitely close to it being because of a boy?

I mean, it's a retail doll. It's not like the store will be in shambles or anything, and - ...

You must be referring to my upstanding behavior then.

Now, now, don't get upset just because someone doesn't find you attractive. 

Please. It’s me we’re talking about. I’m the Queen of stealth.

Then they wouldn't be able to be upset at you if they don't know it's you.

I-I’d hope not…

Why, Wren, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're blushing.

Hey, shirtless girls or guys can get me to do anything. Addy doesn’t need to know about any of this, all is good. I’ll mosey on over to her place and you sex up your lover.

Good. Leave before I change my mind and kick your ass.

O-Oh. I’m sorry, Sut.

It's fine. I wouldn't really take off my shirt in front of Landon, anyway. 

W-What?

I-I was joking. You guys weren't listening and I had to say something to get you two to knock it off.

I wanna see!

Really? That's what gets you guys to knock it off? You and I both know Addy would kick your ass if you came anywhere near my bare body. Now go see her - unless you want to sit here and argue. Then I'll go see her.

I will take your cats away.

Don’t you ever fucking touch my cats or I will rip your hands off and I will shove them up your ass!

Hey! I'm shirtless! 

Hey, I’m an asshole. Jerk is low level and I’m much better than that.

Go the fuck away, Landon. No one wants you around.

Guys, come on.