Earth Grudge Fear

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“the outside world is a dangerous place.”

“when will my life begin?”

“guys, i want a castle.”

“you know what i see? i see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. oh, look, you’re here too!”

“would you sing for me?”

“that’s the funny thing about birthdays. they’re kind of an annual thing.”

“look at you, as fragile as a flower.”

“they just can’t get my nose right!”

“i know what i want for my birthday now.”

“i know why you’re here and i’m not afraid of you.”

“so i have made the decision to trust you…”

“and when i promise something, i never ever break that promise.”

“BEST. DAY. EVER!”

“this is part of growing up: a little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. healthy even.”

“haven’t any of you ever had a dream?”

“go, live your dream.”

“let’s just assume, for the moment, that everyone here doesn’t like me.”

“you can’t tell anyone about this, okay? it could ruin my whole reputation.”

“how did you find me?”

“i just followed the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.”

“i think he likes me.”

“if he’s lying, don’t come crying.”

“what if it’s not everything i dreamed it would be? and what if it is? what then?”

“all at once, everything is different. now that i see you.

“the thing is…i’m not scared anymore. you know what i mean?”

“everything i did was to protect you.”

“you want me to be the bad guy? fine. now i’m the bad guy.”

“______, i thought i’d never see you again!”

“i can’t let you die.”

“did i ever tell you i’ve got a thing for brunettes?”

“They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.”

“-Yoda voice- MMM, FUCKED IT I DID”

“an autopsy is just a human unboxing”

“so I can’t yeehaw but you can ole”

“SURPRISE! HERE’S SOME GAY STUFF!”

“You have no idea how many times I need to listen to old town road now that I have a job”

“___, if you remember, I hit you with my Gucci car and I’m sorry”

“I am a rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old Viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers”

“That’s how I sleep… ass to mouth”

“DOWN WITH ____, CHEESE STEALING BASTARD MAN”

“Okay who let the gators know about our underground meth ring”

“METH HEAD FISH?? ____ THEY’RE GOING TO FLY.”

“Fifteen minutes could save you, begging surely won’t.”

“LISTEN TO MY ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER”

“i realize that i am, in fact. an opossum. i play dead, scream, and look like i do crack”

“fellas, is it gay to dress up as your homie’s waifu and let him smash?”

“EAT SHIT! I’VE SEEN NARUTO 45 TIMES!”

“I have like….Selective Photographic memory”

“I’m going to split your spine into 27 distinct sections and rearrange them into the neck of a giraffe”

“____, YOU DUMB WHORE”

“I’m trying to shoplift but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting loss prevention”

“absolute sponge ice cone”

“Poison… or as I like to call it… deadly water”

“Ignore the fact that I am covered in marker, that is besides the point”

“Do you ever just eat a stapler?”

“I need my forehead to look like I just plugged it in!”

“who wouldnt want to cosplay thomas the tank engine?”

Send a symbol to find my muse...

🍇 Grouchy because their blood sugar is low

💥 Frustrated because they’re in pain

🌡 Sulking because they’re sick

🛏 Grumpy due to lack of sleep

⛈ Extremely anxious

💧Depressed and crying

😡 Angry at your muse in particular

🗣 Pissed off. They aren’t sure why. It might be because someone breathed at them the wrong way and if one more person tries talking to them they’re going to SNAP —

⁉️ Unable to focus

🌀Disoriented and confused

🔊 Experiencing sensory overload

💢 Screaming into a pillow

would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

if you were forced to kill your mother or your father, which one would you choose?

what’s the most disturbing thought that’s ever run through your head during sex?

do you like the taste of blood?

which serial killer do you find the most fascinating?

would you rather bleed out or be set on fire?

if you were trapped on an island, would you rather resort to cannibalism or die of starvation?

if someone you loved committed a gruesome murder, would you help them cover it up?

would you rather see the ghost of a stranger or of someone that you love?

which horror movie monster do you think is the deadliest?

would you rather be eaten alive by wolves or eat another human alive?

how often do you think about death?

if you were a necrophiliac, which celebrity would you want to dig up?

what’s the most disturbing song someone could play while having sex?

would you ever stay the night in an abandoned house that everyone claims is haunted?

what would you do to defend yourself if someone broke into your house?

if there was a zombie apocalypse, which one of your friends would die first?

do you think death by drowning or death by electrocution would be more painful?

if you met a vampire, would you let it bite you for eternal life or would you shove a stake in its heart?

would you rather murder three innocent children or watch three of your loved ones die in front of you?

if aliens came to earth, would you want us to welcome them or kill them?

if there’s a hell, do you think you’re going there?

what’s the meanest thing that you ever hoped happened to someone?

would you rather eat a chunk of a human heart or an entire human eye?

have you ever tried to contact a spirit with an ouija board?

if the opportunity presented itself, would you watch your crush get undressed through their window?

would you rather have sex with elderly people for the rest of your life or never have sex again?

have you ever masturbated while someone else was in the room with you?

have you ever had the urge to jump in front of a car?

if you witnessed a murder, would you go to the cops or keep your mouth shut?

what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever done when you had a crush on someone?

have you ever had a dream about dying?

have you ever had a dream about killing someone?

if you were asked to film a new horror movie, what would the plot be?

have you ever seen a ghost, a spaceship, or anything else you couldn’t rationally explain?

if you killed someone, how would you get rid of the body?

if you came back as a ghost, whose life would you make a living hell?

would you rather have an arm hacked off or a leg?

Blushy, flustered, sentence starters

“I’m not blushing, shut up”

“You’re easy to fluster, huh? That’s cute”

“Hey, your face is really red are you okay?”

“I’m so embarrassed I can feel the redness of my face”

“Bet I can make you blush!”

“You probably think my face is red because of you but it’s not”

“You’re making me blush”

“D-Don’t look at me”

“It was just a joke you don’t have to get all red faced”

“You’re as red as a tomato”  

“What’s with your face, are you sick?”

“You’re cute when you blush”