Dreamy memein'

don't pin my shame

the knee situation has me thinking otherwise

FALL OUT BOY'S COMEBACK WAS SO STRONG BRENDON SAID HE HAD TO QUIT

it's mitosis the band featuring brendon urie

no just a regular locker I'll feed him cheese through the grates fucking nerd

I don't watch fetch with humans, I wouldn't kNOW

THAT'S JUST THE MOON MOON EMOJI FACE IF IT HAD A CHILD WITH BITMOJI

GET OUTTA HERE U GOBLIN

man listen i thought pauly d was someone that tiktok made up

u saved yourself from becoming the piñata at my jjk party

this is why abortions are a thing.

cringelordXX75 sounding off rawr XD

I TOSSED BULDAK INTO MY FOOD I'M DYING

i'm chronically ill, doctor I'll visit and be on time every appointment

can't believe [name A] took backshots so [name B] could call the shots

noooo no 🎶 no no no!!! no noooo 🎶

As long as i'm thirsty

Nobody can Hurt me,

Hurt me,

I'm gonna start a fuckin' riot til i'm tossed out the front door!

Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf!

Spend like god put on airs to sell it

I feel like myself again

we some little guys and we easily pleasable

she beat my meat, Whack-A-Mole

I arch my back, curl my toes,

'cause I'm all about the business

I'd absolutely destroy them | This loser owes me Lunch Money | It'd be close but I'd win after a coma | It was nice knowing you, friends | I'd blink and see the pearly gates | Oh no... you beat me (lost on purpose)

"It was a joke! I did it as a fucking joke!"

"If I chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball... you're probably dead!"

"What the fuck is that?"

*Sung really badly* "Oh ThE mIsErY, eVeRy SiNgLe PeRsOn Is My EnEmY"

"I swear to god this is my shoulder it's just weirdly cropped!"

"KILL THEM! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT!"

"I think you should stop drinking gasoline."

*Peaks out from underneath the table* "Any scraps for me?"

"I did that on purpose, don't let anyone fucking tell you I didn't."

*Pretends to smoke a cigarette but it's very obviously a tube of ChapStick*

"Do you have a dent in your head?"

"I'm gonna STRANGLE your parents!"

"No, no, no, the thing in the fridge is definitely NOT human meat...."

*Ghost pointing at their dead body* "How do I get in? How do I get back inside??"

*Laying down seductively on a bed* "Who is it?"

"I had... a hellish week."

"I just have a big, fucking, HUGE ass."

"Why am I the crazy guy in the fucking horror movie that nobody believes?"

*Soaking wet, wearing a cat boy outfit* "...Where am I?"

"I got glasses, but I don't really need them, so I put them up there just in case I need to read something.... like your number."

"Hey, (name) here!" *Immediately crashes the car they were driving*

"Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Davinci, they're all DEAD. I remain, you understand? I REMAIN as a performance artist."

"How does that feel, huh? Does that feel weird?"

*Spinning around in a circle* "So long, gay Bowser!"

"You want to fight? You want to fucking fight? Don't fucking come at me!" *completely misses and slaps themselves in the face*

"Don't look over here! DON'T LOOK OVER HERE!"