This is karate bug men territory.

I had a dream where I was in a room with a lot of DBZ characters and they were all powering up to fight somebody but then vegeta powered up and he just turned into a blue little monkey

“i hate kamen rider 555″ i say while crying about it for the fourth time this week

This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read

You kids think you know what big dick energy means but you’ve never been walking down a rickety-ass rope bridge in a thick bank of fog and been accosted by a gigantic ginger meathead with a machine gun for a leg carrying a claymore and playing “Bonnie Lass O’ Fyvie” on his bagpipes

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

And its a cantrip so you can just. Keep doing it

Battle for dominance in the game dome

T R U E G A M E R

I literally laughed so hard I threw up

I bought the game because of this video I hopr you know that

He’s also in love with you, your dad, your twink friend who is weirdly hung, and wears a long coat but no shirt

Excuse me what

Raiden canonically has a big dick, and Ocelot flirts with him.

don’t both oce and solidus comment on his endowements in mgs2 during the Nude Escape

God I hate metal gear so fucking much

metal gear.txt

take a fuckin sip, babes

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

me too oscar

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post