I'm Afraid Youtubers Wrecked My Life

mario: i’ve never played before

luigi: I like to support the UNDERDOG because I’m so TOLERANT

yoshi: a good solid choice, equally helpful in the series and a cute character. calls them yaw-shee instead of yoh-shee but non-obnoxious and is there to have a good time

peach: basic ass white bitch OMG LOOK A PRINCESS!! or Isn’t It So Funny How I’m An Older Man Playing As A Pink Princess

daisy: what the fuck are you doing with your life

bowser: I enjoy cruising as slowly as possible along every course to take in all the pixeled views

donkey kong: really cool and lowkey. very popular, doesn’t need to show off because everyone’s always paying attention to you anyway

wario: I used the randomised character feature or really enjoy a quite average spinoff game series. still thinks dabbing is funny

waluigi: meme queen™️ or your weird uncle who hasn’t played the game before

koopa troopa: doesn’t question authority. best friends with yoshi player. lowkey a good player

toad: wants to be a smol cute bean but is actually 40 and bearded

toadette: will stop playing halfway through the race to flirt with someone

baby mario: attention seeking. posts snapchats of them singing with the dog filter

baby luigi: has been through a lot, emotional baggage, just wants to get through this one race. reliable friend

baby peach: massive bitch. pick a real character hoe

baby daisy: will come last in the race

baby bowser: irritating and whiny as fuck. no patience

birdo: I wear acrylic nails and my hair looks like straw

metal mario: wishes they could just be mario but knows they’ll appear basic

dry bones: still shops at hot topic

mario: i’ve never played before

luigi: I like to support the UNDERDOG because I’m so TOLERANT

yoshi: a good solid choice, equally helpful in the series and a cute character. calls them yaw-shee instead of yoh-shee but non-obnoxious and is there to have a good time

peach: basic ass white bitch OMG LOOK A PRINCESS!! or Isn’t It So Funny How I’m An Older Man Playing As A Pink Princess

daisy: what the fuck are you doing with your life

bowser: I enjoy cruising as slowly as possible along every course to take in all the pixeled views

donkey kong: really cool and lowkey. very popular, doesn’t need to show off because everyone’s always paying attention to you anyway

wario: I used the randomised character feature or really enjoy a quite average spinoff game series. still thinks dabbing is funny

waluigi: meme queen™️ or your weird uncle who hasn’t played the game before

koopa troopa: doesn’t question authority. best friends with yoshi player. lowkey a good player

toad: wants to be a smol cute bean but is actually 40 and bearded

toadette: will stop playing halfway through the race to flirt with someone

baby mario: attention seeking. posts snapchats of them singing with the dog filter

baby luigi: has been through a lot, emotional baggage, just wants to get through this one race. reliable friend

baby peach: massive bitch. pick a real character hoe

baby daisy: will come last in the race

baby bowser: irritating and whiny as fuck. no patience

birdo: I wear acrylic nails and my hair looks like straw

metal mario: wishes they could just be mario but knows they’ll appear basic

dry bones: still shops at hot topic

mario: i’ve never played before

luigi: I like to support the UNDERDOG because I’m so TOLERANT

yoshi: a good solid choice, equally helpful in the series and a cute character. calls them yaw-shee instead of yoh-shee but non-obnoxious and is there to have a good time

peach: basic ass white bitch OMG LOOK A PRINCESS!! or Isn’t It So Funny How I’m An Older Man Playing As A Pink Princess

daisy: what the fuck are you doing with your life

bowser: I enjoy cruising as slowly as possible along every course to take in all the pixeled views

donkey kong: really cool and lowkey. very popular, doesn’t need to show off because everyone’s always paying attention to you anyway

wario: I used the randomised character feature or really enjoy a quite average spinoff game series. still thinks dabbing is funny

waluigi: meme queen™️ or your weird uncle who hasn’t played the game before

koopa troopa: doesn’t question authority. best friends with yoshi player. lowkey a good player

toad: wants to be a smol cute bean but is actually 40 and bearded

toadette: will stop playing halfway through the race to flirt with someone

baby mario: attention seeking. posts snapchats of them singing with the dog filter

baby luigi: has been through a lot, emotional baggage, just wants to get through this one race. reliable friend

baby peach: massive bitch. pick a real character hoe

baby daisy: will come last in the race

baby bowser: irritating and whiny as fuck. no patience

birdo: I wear acrylic nails and my hair looks like straw

metal mario: wishes they could just be mario but knows they’ll appear basic

dry bones: still shops at hot topic

mario: i’ve never played before

luigi: I like to support the UNDERDOG because I’m so TOLERANT

yoshi: a good solid choice, equally helpful in the series and a cute character. calls them yaw-shee instead of yoh-shee but non-obnoxious and is there to have a good time

peach: basic ass white bitch OMG LOOK A PRINCESS!! or Isn’t It So Funny How I’m An Older Man Playing As A Pink Princess

daisy: what the fuck are you doing with your life

bowser: I enjoy cruising as slowly as possible along every course to take in all the pixeled views

donkey kong: really cool and lowkey. very popular, doesn’t need to show off because everyone’s always paying attention to you anyway

wario: I used the randomised character feature or really enjoy a quite average spinoff game series. still thinks dabbing is funny

waluigi: meme queen™️ or your weird uncle who hasn’t played the game before

koopa troopa: doesn’t question authority. best friends with yoshi player. lowkey a good player

toad: wants to be a smol cute bean but is actually 40 and bearded

toadette: will stop playing halfway through the race to flirt with someone

baby mario: attention seeking. posts snapchats of them singing with the dog filter

baby luigi: has been through a lot, emotional baggage, just wants to get through this one race. reliable friend

baby peach: massive bitch. pick a real character hoe

baby daisy: will come last in the race

baby bowser: irritating and whiny as fuck. no patience

birdo: I wear acrylic nails and my hair looks like straw

metal mario: wishes they could just be mario but knows they’ll appear basic

dry bones: still shops at hot topic

mario: i’ve never played before

luigi: I like to support the UNDERDOG because I’m so TOLERANT

yoshi: a good solid choice, equally helpful in the series and a cute character. calls them yaw-shee instead of yoh-shee but non-obnoxious and is there to have a good time

peach: basic ass white bitch OMG LOOK A PRINCESS!! or Isn’t It So Funny How I’m An Older Man Playing As A Pink Princess

daisy: what the fuck are you doing with your life

bowser: I enjoy cruising as slowly as possible along every course to take in all the pixeled views

donkey kong: really cool and lowkey. very popular, doesn’t need to show off because everyone’s always paying attention to you anyway

wario: I used the randomised character feature or really enjoy a quite average spinoff game series. still thinks dabbing is funny

waluigi: meme queen™️ or your weird uncle who hasn’t played the game before

koopa troopa: doesn’t question authority. best friends with yoshi player. lowkey a good player

toad: wants to be a smol cute bean but is actually 40 and bearded

toadette: will stop playing halfway through the race to flirt with someone

baby mario: attention seeking. posts snapchats of them singing with the dog filter

baby luigi: has been through a lot, emotional baggage, just wants to get through this one race. reliable friend

baby peach: massive bitch. pick a real character hoe

baby daisy: will come last in the race

baby bowser: irritating and whiny as fuck. no patience

birdo: I wear acrylic nails and my hair looks like straw

metal mario: wishes they could just be mario but knows they’ll appear basic

dry bones: still shops at hot topic

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.