this is truly taking me out 'nooo you can't go to the bathroom alone silly... i have to be there... for security reasons obv and also let me set you free in someone's yard thirty seconds later'

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this is truly taking me out 'nooo you can't go to the bathroom alone silly... i have to be there... for security reasons obv and also let me set you free in someone's yard thirty seconds later'

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i don't really watch bromances but i was under the impression that they were paced slower than 'holding hands while peeing episode 3' lmao
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watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003
you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon
waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

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I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva
you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to
so I'm getting into mr kill and i have to ask are there people out there just drinking straight up soy milk no chaser? in front of an elevator no less
"You survive this and in some terrible way, which I suppose no one can ever describe, you are compelled, you are corralled, you are bullwhipped into dealing with whatever it is that hurt you. And what is crucial here is that if it hurt you, that is not what’s important. Everybody’s hurt. What is important, what corrals you, what bullwhips you, what drives you, torments you, is that you must find some way of using this to connect you with everyone else alive. This is all you have to do it with. You must understand that your pain is trivial except insofar as you can use it to connect with other people’s pain; and insofar as you can do that with your pain, you can be released from it, and then hopefully it works the other way around too; insofar as I can tell you what it is to suffer, perhaps I can help you to suffer less."
- James Baldwin, The Artist's Struggle for Integrity
"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

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Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow
canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye
oh and my peonis haha
I know everybody has moved on but what they did to bellamy blake was the worst character assassination I’ve ever seen on television and I’m still pissed off 6 years later #notmybellamy
^ characters that would hate each other
you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.
dream blunt rotation

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happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
Darling are you okay??
omg thanks for asking NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!