A Jean Jorted Before Its Time

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Can this be the disability month we finally stop talking about iq

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts