The reason they did seekers, schemers, soldiers is because if they did "charismatic people teetering on the verge of an identity crisis," "highly competent women who unfortunately are being beset by the horrors," and "frankly I'm not sure yet" the table balance would be really off

#I love this post but calling twat a penis word is stolen pussy valour

It delights me when people who have pets refer to their animals doing things that they're not allowed to do as "crimes". Like you hear rustling from The Forbidden Cabinet and just go sir that's illegal.

The more you look into a lot of famous tumblr Kickstarter scams with your thirty-something brain the more it’s like. Man these weren’t even scams they were just incredibly poorly managed creative projects that fizzled out. This is a thing that literally happens all the time it’s just people outside the immediate team/investors aren’t usually paying attention to it. And also everyone involved is like 19 so they don’t know how a complex, multi-year creative project works.

There's a weird grey area between "intentionally scamming people" and "brimming with unwarranted optimism about your ability to make an AAA game in one year with two of your friends who have never even made a twine game before."

a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night