2025 Annual Year in Review Poem
by Skeleton Brimblebones
Janu-scary first,
I am new bones today,
lighter than before.
Date on the calendar changed,
but still I am gore.
Febu-scary first, twenty-twentyDIE,
This… is the month… for love!
Falling in love when you're bones
is not so hard, when
even the ice cream must sit upon a cone:
The cone is the bones
of dessert.
Starch!
Lepre-can't believe it, another month go die.
Hop a gold coin over the rain-boww.
Hay-pril.
Eekster comes and Eekster goes.
Eekstus christ? That day he rose.
Next month: Hay!
Mummy's day
is the day
where
I
Bones!
Bones to the mall and bones to the store,
Shop for a mummy! What night I say more?
Bune! Boo.
DaaAAAH! DaaAAAH!d is celebrated.
And GraaAAAaaaAAH!d
is celebrated.
While Da-ad opens presents,
Gra-ad opens bills
to pay.
Hey. Hey. Hey,
This is the rest of your life.
(and we will end on a cliffhanger)
Boo-die!
The month for summer vacation.
I personally took one
to CabOHHHHH no!
in MexicOHHHH no!
Aaauuug-ooooohst!
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot, it's getting harder now.
Less to say about the summer months.
This is when I go into hiding:
maybe vacation,
maybe my house.
SeptembrrRRRR!
Back to GhOUUUULLLL!
I walk in to first
~scaaaary~grade.
The teacher hands me a scaaaaary~apple
—CANDY apple.
I fear what I do not know.
I fear what I have yet to learn.
Fourth Quarter.
OctoBRRRR!
This is the month for Halloween.
How many Halloween -s occur
before a trick-or-treat is said?
There's a Halloween in the morning,
a Halloween in the evening,
and a Halloween in my own head.
(that's kinda my whole thing)
it's over.
(these are the events that are to come
consider this a WaaaaAAARNING)
UH OH-vember.
Giving thanks…
(really felt like I needed this)
UH! the fuck.
shoot.
UH OH-vember!
Turkeys come out to
scare.
cornucopiaaaaaaaaah!!
they're here, they're there, they're everywhere.
The cornucopia is the Bones
of the harvest fruit.
And if that's cones then maybe
it's bones.
What are we thankful for?
Close the door, open the door.
There's more.
These are the events that are yet to come.
eek-cember!
Open the advent calenduRRRRR!
On the first of the month
eat the chocolaaaaaaaaablackcat.
It tastes like the future,
it tastes like the past.
These are the events that are yet to come!
CHRIStmas this year
will fall
on a BOOOOSDAY!
Watch your back
this New Year's Creep!
And that is the events that are yet to come!
All that's going to happen to you.
