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Pets are honestly some of the best therapists. Having a panic attack? Here’s a cuddle. Crying? Cuddle time. Having a meltdown? C u d d l e .

No judgement or confusing questions, just warm cuddles.

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ryan-sometimes

Do you ever touch a bad texture and immediately despise your very existence

generalpostoffice-deactivated20

polyamory people be like, you should reprogram your brain to be okay with this

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

My favorite hobby is describing socialism without using the word “socialism” and watching everyone in the room agree with me.

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

Guy at work: *bitches about work*

Me: “Yeah, well, that’s the way it goes. See, the company can only make money off of the work we do, so they’re never gonna pay us what we’re worth; you don’t get paid for eight hours’ work, you get paid for working eight hours. That’s how they make bank. So the relationship between us and management is always gonna be adversarial. Why you think [boss] is such a dickhead? He’s incentivized to be a dickhead.”

Guy: “That….that actually makes a lot of sense.”

Me: *stares into the camera like on The Office while ‘The Internationale’ plays in the background*

libriomancer

i don’t understand the difference between getting “paid for eight hours’ work” vs “paid for 8 hours.”

thatregencygrrrl

Most companies want you to do 12 hours worth of work in 6 hours of actual time. They want to work you so hard your stress level is through the roof. So then you go to the doctor for various illnesses caused by excessive stress. Then you get to add to that stress by worrying about missing too much time from work to take care of the problems that work created in your body.

libriomancer

That makes sense now, thank you!

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

The company makes its profits via the additional value your work adds to their product or service. A sewn shirt is more valuable than three yards of fabric, for instance, and a chair is worth more than a few bits of wood, and so on; but for the commodity to reach that market value so much higher than its components requires labor.

So, your employer is not actually paying you an equivalent value for what your labor generates; that’s where their profit comes from. All they’re paying you for is your labor-power exerted over a certain amount of time per day. With modern industrial practices, your employer easily makes back your daily wage in added value within the first few hours of your working day; the whole rest of that time you spend generating profit.

You don’t get paid for eight hours’ work, you get paid for working eight hours.

inuicta

“[…] your employer easily makes back your daily wage in added value within the first few hours of your working day; the whole rest of that time you spend generating profit.“

thorthedorkworld

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

dmofstormandsea

this video is what dnd feels like

breelandwalker

ROLL INITIATIVE

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somecutething

sir-thursday

Fucking superb you funky little goblin

mondlichty

sarahseeandersen

punkconcert

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

somewhat-honest-abe

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

gh0sthoodie

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

sammypajammies

ebonydraygon

@theonlytoner

#i want a bat friend

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gnusnoteunuchs

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

gnusnoteunuchs

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

gnusnoteunuchs

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve.

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

thenerdyindividual

charlesoberonn

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

maenadmars

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

smalltall

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

butts-for-days

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

animatedamerican

♪ we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene ♪

tevis-larsen

@edderkopper

elizabethmarten

when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

thesylverlining

#physics does not apply to lesbianism

asymbina

This is so amazingly extra I LOVE it

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

:D

just gonna use double jump and twirl across the sky defying gravity and the laws of the rational universe to save her girlfriend

LIKE A BOSS <3

Xena is the most extra warrior princess ever and I love how Gabrielle is like “AW YE HERE COMES MY BABE

Look at her she is gaymazing”

threelisabeth-deactivated201803

a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.”

i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more

ruby-white-rabbit

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

ruby-white-rabbit

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

ruby-white-rabbit

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

ruby-white-rabbit

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

ruby-white-rabbit

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

timesalad

You a mom now

ruby-white-rabbit

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

ruby-white-rabbit

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

mrswinterbarnes

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

ruby-white-rabbit

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

ruby-white-rabbit

UPDATE

SHES BACK

ruby-white-rabbit

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

odinspattern

Call this one Susan

smalltall

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

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