Two and a half weeks on holiday zero escape from bpdmom ummm yeah I’ll be abusing substances and comfort eating in secrecy when I’m back home

Europeans who complain about loud Americans clearly haven’t been around Italians or Parisians and I say that with zero shade but rather facts… like really

That recent news on Jack Antonoff,,, yeah what did I say? And now the tides have turned now and he’s a universal wrongin Hm? But when I say it? Yeah

Every beautiful woman ever is suffering in immense and obscure toils today. Beautiful weather though.

What will I squander today

An amoeba could shift a single locomototory organ as soundlessly and covertly as a dove’s whisper upon the warm thermoplastic polyurethane of my phone screen whilst I’m scrolling tumblr and here an ad goes hastily redirecting me to yet another Chinese gambling app

That pre power walk in the rain horchata buzzball hit me like a freight train good golly