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In SG1, they don't say "I love you." They say, "its a funny story. I was driving around and then, um, I drove to your house." And I think that's beautiful.

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

-ka meaning “dedicated practitioner of” really elevates this post. perceive the layers

I'm convinced boobs rubberband about like bolos because men look down for art inspiration and see their own balls. Gaboingoboingo, lads, that's the ticket.

Sollte ich in absehbarer Zeit das zeitliche segnen (hoffentlich nicht), komme ich als Geist zurück und ziehe Charles Dickens' Weihnachtsgeschichte mit Friedrich Merz ab

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.

in love with the personalised hat set up for sg1. teal’c is a man that needs no hat, carter and o’neill have the standard military style cap and daniel jackson has the archeologist round brim canvas hat 9000 to make sure to establish his non threatening nerd cred

I hope TDK gets popular enough so we can have Rayla and Callum in Fornite.

Tonight on "Bottom Prince": Rayla kills a guy, Callum unlocks the Bullet Arcanum and Ezran rebuilds Katolis using only staircases

Honestly? Hätt ich Bock drauf, sieht lecker aus

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eine meiner lieblings sachen an der deutschen sprache ist der fakt dass wespe und lesbe sich reimen, weil meine wohnung als lesbennest zu betiteln wird mich halt niemals nicht zum lachen bringen