Work In Progress

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

You know, that’s fair

do you think that when the big arm on the trash truck aggressively grabs the trash can on the curb and dumps it into the truck that it's like a little sexual for the trash can

"There, in the presence of God, I understood at last how my love could release us all from the powers of darkness. Our love is stronger than death."

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours